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138 – Anyway, Here’s Mirrorwall
The party’s back together as Wealthy and Grickx return to the secret shipyard to save Vons, who’s a little tied up at the moment. An altercation ensues. Illusions abound, missiles are magic’ed, and Vons pursues an old lady. No, not that kind of pursue. Grickx ramps up. Vons has fun with foam. Wealthy makes an […]
137 – Gone to Hell
Wealthy and Grickx are cold and lost, and Vons is held captive by some truly awful people. They need to find a way out of their dire predicaments, and that might require some drastic measures. Grickx knows what a creek is like. Wealthy relinquishes legal authority. Vons calls on a friend. Check us out online! […]
136 – Gone Fishin’
Shit gets real. Aracyne challenges authority. Grickx practices poor fire safety. Vons makes a pamphlet. Wealthy takes a leap of faith. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA008 – Halloween Special 2023!
The party wakes up to find the Arx abandoned and slowly falling to the ground. It’s not ideal! So they set forth to fix things and get the Arx back to normal, with the help of the most magical substance of all. Grickx laps up some milk. Wealthy gardens aggressively. Aracyne has an Entrapment moment. […]
135 – Tinker, Tailor, Alchemist, Spy
Scheduling Note: Keep an eye out for our Halloween special, dropping on Monday next week! The party goes to rescue Wealthy from her precarious hiding spot in a giant scary secret shipyard. They just need to find the shipyard. And her. And get her down. And slip in and out of a highly secure area […]
134 – The Episode About Nothing
The party takes a little time to chill out and do a little bonding. The plot surely can’t find them and wreck their day. Right? Vons actually contributes to his business. Grickx tries to find a cart. Aracyne has some Girl Talk Time ™. Wealthy takes a peek. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
133 – Bucolic AF
Honey (somewhat) obtained, most of the party goes to visit Wealthy’s parents. Meanwhile, Grickx turns illusions for cash. Vons follows his nose. Aracyne advocates. Wealthy has an old favorite book. Grickx works on branding. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
132 – The Bees Need
The party is going to do some NERD stuff. Reading! Research! Entomology! Also they visit some BEES. Vons tries to take a nap. Wealthy send a parental missive. Aracyne drops some names. Grickx furthers his quest to Quarkdom. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
131 – My So-Called Heist
It’s time to engage in a little corporate espionage! The party is determined to obtain the now-buried research done by Bjartell’s back in the day. Will it be a cunning break-in? A con job? A time loop caper??? Vons takes on a stony countenance. Wealthy threatens someone. Grickx wants to be included. Aracyne hangs out […]
130 – Honey on My Mind
The party tries to chase down more sources of honey, which involves talking to everyone’s favorite person: Nara! Also Vons gives a presentation to a room of politely interested people. Aracyne loans a handkerchief. Wealthy follows along. Vons asks for volunteers. Grickx dodges the question. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com