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244 – Everything Goes Sideways
Okay, phew. That’s the first wave (almost) down, and (mostly) everyone’s still alive. What else could they have to throw at the Arx? Oh. Oh my. Grickx gets notified. Wealthy leaves no footprints in the sand. Cool Ranch Vons has a nice chat. Jyessi reunites with an old friend. Nacho Cheese Vons gets broken glass […]
243 – The Greatest Album Cover In History
The defense of the Arx continues as it descends slowly towards the ground. It’s even doing so in a controlled fashion! So that’s nice. Less nice are the corrupted infantry, tigers, and minotaurs, oh my! Grickx is ready to fly the Bug Stomper. Nacho Cheese Vons brings the frag to his grenade. Jyessi keeps firm […]
242 – Beginning Approach
Let’s land this thing! It’s a giant mountain, how hard can it be? The party forms ranks with the rest of the defenders of the Arx and stands ready to take on whatever the Corruption will throw at them. Perhaps literally. Steamboat Willie works an angle. Jyessi gives Annie Oakley a run for her money. […]
241 – Allocating the Resources
It’s time for the party to dramatically lean over a map, point at things, and make strategic choices about where to assign their tactical resources. Because what are the friends you made along the way, if not ablative armor and/or cannon fodder? I mean, uh, loyal battlefield allies! Yes. That. Check us out online! We’re […]
SA030 – Leveling to 12!
It’s time for one last level up before landing this thing! Everyone grows immeasurably in power, by which I mean incrementally and in a way defined by exact numbers. Basically the same thing. Also, potions are distributed the PCs, as well as the general populace. Because SOCIALISM. Grickx breaks the game. Steamboat judges air strike […]
240 – Ziplock Baggie of Doom
The party crams in some last minute studying before the exam. And by studying, I mean pharmacological research, and by exam, I mean “holding the line against a Corrupted horde.” So it’s still basically the same as when you learned the entire textbook the day before your class final in college. Jyessi remembers the forgotten. […]
239 – Don’t Frack, It’s Whack
The second set of drills is here, and the party practices their own parts in this master plan. How well will they do when they’re the grunts, not the commanders? Like, that sounds like it could be hard?? Steamboat streaks. Vons tries not to suffocate people. Wealdroa gives Joe a hard time. Jyessi hangs out […]
238 – Such A Specific Phrasing
Drill time! It’s drill time! The party drills the Arx citizenry on what to do in case of a landing during a Corruption onslaught. Will they manage to whip these folks into a focused fighting force? Or is everyone going to be goofing off while the teacher desperately tries to get their attention? Vons hosts […]
237 – An Ontologically Evil Moose
Steamboat Willie’s fighting a moose! A corrupted moose! With no backup??? Everyone else scrambles to figure out a way back to help, but in the meantime we get to see how well sheer courage and audacity stack up against over 1000 lbs of raw, furious strength made flesh. Cool Vons goes around the back. Steamboat […]
236 – I Always Remember the Word Arx-Hole
The grand experiment has gone awry, and now the Corruption attacks our brave scientists. With birds, the deadliest weapon (and confounding factor) known to Arxkind! How are they going to manage to start a small fire under these conditions??? Steamboat uses the boost! OG Vons weighs the pros and cons of a forest fire. Jyessi […]