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231 – Robert Rulesmasher Can Get It
The rest of the party tries to help Wealdroa make a good decision when buying a mech body. Tries. Sort of. Cool Vons loves spoilers. Grickx checks reimbursement rules. Jyessi discusses a different kind of construct. Wealdroa likes ’em thicc. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
230 – Getting On Like an Explosive On Fire
Vons has to hurry, or he’ll be late! He speeds along faster than a rabbit with a pocket watch, but it wouldn’t be Vons if there wasn’t at least one tangent along the way. Oh, and some other party members show up or something. Vons gets his paws all over someone else’s equipment. Jyessi knows […]
229 – Get in the F-ing Mech, Wealthy
The party continues to prepare for the upcoming landing. Whether that be by honing their weapons, considering what sort of body they want to ride into battle, or keeping themselves emotionally healthy by spending time with loved ones. I know, the last one feels off-brand to me, too. Steamboat Willie makes something worthy of the […]
228 – Kobold Nipple Lore
It’s time to do some campaigning! Grickx and Jyessi go out to knock on doors and talk to voters directly about the important issues of the day, like not letting everyone die from the Arx crashing, their feelings, and where they stand on all their past mistakes. Grickx busts out the suspenders. Jyessi avoids a […]
227 – Unpronounceable
The party finishes their night of partying, campaigning, and learning about personal existential threats. Then, for a nightcap, they conduct a home invasion. Grickx sells the surface. Jyessi is inherently trustworthy. Wealdroa remembers she forgot something. Cool Vons gets nachos. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. No new episode on 4/8. We’ll be […]
226 – Rock the Vote in the Clerb
The party members each take some “me time” to go party. At the same place? Whoops. The only way this can get more dire is if two of them wore the same outfit! Cool Vons gets into the local art scene. Grickx shows the dance floor how it’s done. Jyessi runs the merch table. Wealdroa […]
225 – Arxeology
Preparations for the landing process begin. Everyone does their best to support the effort, ensure the safety of their loved ones, and make a killing on the glue market. Grickx gins up support. Wealdroa goes to a fancy store. Jyessi shortens their commute. Vons hears the ocean. Check us out online! We’re https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA027 – Triassic Playland (Pt 3): Real Torn Up About It
We reach the thrilling conclusion of Triassic Playland! The party’s really throwing their own spin on the story, and they decide to try a novel approach to solving their problems: shotguns. Vons reconsiders pet ownership. Grickx wears many hats. Jyessi shows the difference between a park ranger and an Arx ranger. Wealthy stands alone under […]
SA026 – Triassic Playland (Pt 2): Leave Plan for the Time to Work
The party heads out into Triassic Playland for a sedate tour in state of the art EVs. All everyone needs for the day to go well is for the electricity to stay on and, preferably, for the weather to stay nice! Wait, what are those ominous clouds doing on the horizon? Grickx throws off the […]
SA025 – Triassic Playland (Pt 1): Insurance Purposes
We had a player down so it’s time for an acting. Welcome to…Triassic Playland! As you can tell by the title, it’s even *more* majestic than the original. Strap in as everyone gets to pet the dinosaurs and have a nice time. Definitely that. Wealthy glistens sexily. Grickx threatens a child. Jyessi’s ovaries explode. Gex […]