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SA023 – Solstice 2025!: A Bubble of Candied Whimsy
It’s time for our 2025 Solstice Special! The party has a sweet cozy time on the Solstice where absolutely nothing goes wrong. Just kidding. The CK would never let that happen! Vons feels a little stiff. Jyessi gets an unenviable designation. Wealthy faces an old foe. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
217 – Oh No The Conses of My Quences
Each party member sees their reflection in the eyes of the Nonocculus. There’s a brief moment of eye contact, where it seems the two sides of this fight might finally understand each other and find peace. It shoots deadly magic at them, instead. Cool Vons sets fire on fire. Wealdroa feels sick. Jyessi gets hype. […]
216 – Die Hard on an Arx
The party tries to regroup, which is going to be tricky given three of the four of them are holed up behind barricades. Good communication is the only thing that can save them. …They’re doomed. Original Recipe Vons makes some noise. Wealdroa pokes something with a stick. Jyessi needs to work on her scene framing. […]
215 – There’s A Children’s Song Coming Closer
The dreaded creature gives chase! To one squad. The others, meanwhile, bravely take advantage of the distraction and keep exploring to figure this place out. Clearly equally perilous situations. Weldroa goes down the hatch. Cool Vons has a very close encounter. Jyessi doesn’t sugar coat the truth. OG Vons is an old man. Check us […]
214 – Depth-First Search
The split party moves swift and silent as they search the facility for clues on how to get it back up and running, all while being stalked by sinister creatures. Or, at least, they try to. OG Vons tries to build a sense of safety. Jyessi hears a chorus cry out. Weldroa frets about friends. […]
213 – Evil Glow In The Dark Stars
The party enters a place full of the signs of struggle, magic gone wrong, and death. Then a strange song drifts up from the depths… Original Recipe Vons searches for a smackerel. Wealthy has a theory. Cool Vons finds a reference volume. Jyessi asks for directions. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
212 – The Forgotten Facility
The party arrives at the secondary facility and attempts to get inside. Easier said than done. I’m sure there’s no good reason for these barriers. Or the written warnings. It’s fine. Wealdroa has a bone to pick with everyone. Cool Vons gets methodical. Jyessi does forensics. Original Recipe Vons finally finishes off Billy. Check us […]
SA022 – Halloween Special 2025!: Vons’s House of 1001 Spirits
It’s our annual Halloween special! Vons is on the beach. The skies are grey, the rocks are alarmingly non-slick, and he has no idea how he got there. It begins to rain. But there’s a familiar building nearby. Surely it’s safe in there. Vons tries a subscription model. Jyessi pushes a ball. Grickx knows pool […]
SA021 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 2)
We finish out Punch Buddies Club(house)! There is: a twist. Also, violence! Vons only wants what’s best for his buddy. Jyessi feels left out. Driving goes poorly for everyone. Gex is something beautiful. Philadelphia makes an appearance. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Our Halloween episode should be out later this week!
SA020 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 1)
We’re taking a quick break from our regularly-scheduled adventure due to irregular schedules! In its stead we present another fine Acting for your enjoyment. I’m sure you’ll never guess what it is from the title. Jyessi is defined by stuff. Vons is so cool he gives Cool Vons a run for his money. Lucky gives […]