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211 – Pump the Shaft
The party scrambles to secure the flooded crystal chamber as cracks in its magic core threaten a breach that could kill them all. All they have to do is kill the enemies threatening to crush them, fix several subsystems, try to pump out a few hundred thousand cubic feet of water, and make sure the […]
210 – Thwoooong
Fights in whirlpools and on treacherous catwalks, forgetting to take care of yourself, extreme sports, and plumbing issues. It’s like college all over again. Original Recipe Vons finds an AOE sympathizer. Jyessi grooves to good vibrations. Steamboat Willie isn’t a loon; he’s a gannet. Weldroa gets Vons’s good shit. Cool Vons cuts a lifeline. Grickx […]
209 – Magic Items Not Needed
As they delve on towards the core, the party encounters a large room full of water. Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in these, so there’s nothing to worry about. Oh wait, was that the highly-immersive sound of someone being pulled under the water??? Cool Vons pulls a knife. Weldroa embraces the Iron Age. Steamboat […]
SA019 – The Number Grid (Part 3)
We conclude The Number Grid! With the lobby successfully conquered, Shades and Trio take flight to rescue Mephistopheles. Will the pair reach them before Agent Blacksmith can break them and get the access codes to The Narrows? Who will turn out to be The Guy? How far off the rails can the plot go in […]
SA018 – The Number Grid (Part 2)
The Number Grid continues! The party is heading to meet Delphi and find out if Shades truly is The Guy. What will she see in his future? Jyessi knows what’s a thing. Grickx misuses cleaning equipment. Wealthy channels the power of anime. Vons has his mouth full. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA017 – The Number Grid (Part 1)
We take a break from our regularly-scheduled delve towards the core to do an acting! Fan Favorite Gex directs as we tell the story of Mr. Grickx Koboldson, a simple computer programmer… Grickx is like woah. Wealthy makes heart eyes at a professional level. Jyessi gives directions. Vons wears a white suit. Check us out […]
208 – Hot Water
Having finally mastered time itself (in a very specific way in a very small area), the party resumes their journey to the core of the Arx. It’s time to regroup with the rest of their delve crew, cement their plans, and most importantly of all: figure out how to best transport the goat. Steamboat Willie […]
207 – The Locker Room is Just a Cool Place for Dudes to Hold Hands
The temple has become unstuck in time, and the party’s determined to fix it while also averting a potential apocalypse. It’s all very stressful! At least there’s snacks? Steamboat Willie holds hands. Jyessi socially defaults. Cool Vons asks how someone’s doing. Weldroa learns a new trick. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
206 – When You Sit on Somebody’s Face and They Just Won’t Shut Up
The party tries to puzzle out the mysteries of this dark and eldritch temple. Buttons are pressed, notes are taken, blobs are blorped, and more! They even hatch a plan to try and take advantage of this place’s strange ways to not just survive, but thrive. Steamboat Willie takes a side. Cool Vons leans on […]
205 – A Temple Lost to Time
The temple is dark and deep and full of strange things. Mysterious crystals, collapsed passages, and an all-encompassing mist are just the start. The party isn’t deterred, though. Let’s see how they do. Cool Vons feels around. Steamboat Willie pushes through. Weldroa uses the rubber band technique. Jyessi opens a drawer. Check us out online! […]