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SA018 – The Number Grid (Part 2)
The Number Grid continues! The party is heading to meet Delphi and find out if Shades truly is The Guy. What will she see in his future? Jyessi knows what’s a thing. Grickx misuses cleaning equipment. Wealthy channels the power of anime. Vons has his mouth full. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA017 – The Number Grid (Part 1)
We take a break from our regularly-scheduled delve towards the core to do an acting! Fan Favorite Gex directs as we tell the story of Mr. Grickx Koboldson, a simple computer programmer… Grickx is like woah. Wealthy makes heart eyes at a professional level. Jyessi gives directions. Vons wears a white suit. Check us out […]
208 – Hot Water
Having finally mastered time itself (in a very specific way in a very small area), the party resumes their journey to the core of the Arx. It’s time to regroup with the rest of their delve crew, cement their plans, and most importantly of all: figure out how to best transport the goat. Steamboat Willie […]
207 – The Locker Room is Just a Cool Place for Dudes to Hold Hands
The temple has become unstuck in time, and the party’s determined to fix it while also averting a potential apocalypse. It’s all very stressful! At least there’s snacks? Steamboat Willie holds hands. Jyessi socially defaults. Cool Vons asks how someone’s doing. Weldroa learns a new trick. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
206 – When You Sit on Somebody’s Face and They Just Won’t Shut Up
The party tries to puzzle out the mysteries of this dark and eldritch temple. Buttons are pressed, notes are taken, blobs are blorped, and more! They even hatch a plan to try and take advantage of this place’s strange ways to not just survive, but thrive. Steamboat Willie takes a side. Cool Vons leans on […]
205 – A Temple Lost to Time
The temple is dark and deep and full of strange things. Mysterious crystals, collapsed passages, and an all-encompassing mist are just the start. The party isn’t deterred, though. Let’s see how they do. Cool Vons feels around. Steamboat Willie pushes through. Weldroa uses the rubber band technique. Jyessi opens a drawer. Check us out online! […]
204 – I Could Eat
The party attempts to escape an anthill: part 2 in an ongoing saga. Including a couple more firelit hangouts! Steamboat Willie falls with style. Jyessi’s mom-senses are tingling. Grickx follows the leader. Cool “Baja Blast” Vons sees the signs. Wealdroa wants in. Original Recipe Vons attempts The Talk. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
203 – Fireside Chats
The ants have been defeated, at least for now, by the mighty power of bad smells. The party tries to find their way out of this anthill and back down towards the core. Tries. Grickx asks the question everyone’s been thinking about. Jyessi bumps a shoulder. Cool Vons assesses the damage. Weldroa wonders what happened […]
SA016 – Sword Sprinter (Part 2)
It’s time for the thrilling conclusion to Sword Sprinter! Our sword sprinters survived a construct attack and took down one suspect, with only an 80’s-movie-acceptable number of bystander casualties, but they still have the remaining three to catch. Including the most dastardly of all: their ringleader, Mit. Lucky considers the gravity of the situation. Vons […]
SA015 – Sword Sprinter (Part 1)
It’s time for another acting! Whit takes the CK chair as we explore a dystopia… A *different* dystopia! Where a pack of rogue constructs is on the loose, and three of the best sword sprinters in history are brought out of retirement for one last case. Vons notices the wrong thing. Wealthy definitely knows how […]