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You can listen to our ten most recent episodes below, or check our podcast archive to start from the beginning. Since you’ve come all this way, why not subscribe so you can catch each episode when it comes out? Or, if you’re preparing to do some off-grid spelunking, download our episodes in batches here.
SA021 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 2)
We finish out Punch Buddies Club(house)! There is: a twist. Also, violence! Vons only wants what’s best for his buddy. Jyessi feels left out. Driving goes poorly for everyone. Gex is something beautiful. Philadelphia makes an appearance. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Our Halloween episode should be out later this week!
SA020 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 1)
We’re taking a quick break from our regularly-scheduled adventure due to irregular schedules! In its stead we present another fine Acting for your enjoyment. I’m sure you’ll never guess what it is from the title. Jyessi is defined by stuff. Vons is so cool he gives Cool Vons a run for his money. Lucky gives […]
211 – Pump the Shaft
The party scrambles to secure the flooded crystal chamber as cracks in its magic core threaten a breach that could kill them all. All they have to do is kill the enemies threatening to crush them, fix several subsystems, try to pump out a few hundred thousand cubic feet of water, and make sure the […]
210 – Thwoooong
Fights in whirlpools and on treacherous catwalks, forgetting to take care of yourself, extreme sports, and plumbing issues. It’s like college all over again. Original Recipe Vons finds an AOE sympathizer. Jyessi grooves to good vibrations. Steamboat Willie isn’t a loon; he’s a gannet. Weldroa gets Vons’s good shit. Cool Vons cuts a lifeline. Grickx […]
209 – Magic Items Not Needed
As they delve on towards the core, the party encounters a large room full of water. Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in these, so there’s nothing to worry about. Oh wait, was that the highly-immersive sound of someone being pulled under the water??? Cool Vons pulls a knife. Weldroa embraces the Iron Age. Steamboat […]
SA019 – The Number Grid (Part 3)
We conclude The Number Grid! With the lobby successfully conquered, Shades and Trio take flight to rescue Mephistopheles. Will the pair reach them before Agent Blacksmith can break them and get the access codes to The Narrows? Who will turn out to be The Guy? How far off the rails can the plot go in […]
SA018 – The Number Grid (Part 2)
The Number Grid continues! The party is heading to meet Delphi and find out if Shades truly is The Guy. What will she see in his future? Jyessi knows what’s a thing. Grickx misuses cleaning equipment. Wealthy channels the power of anime. Vons has his mouth full. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA017 – The Number Grid (Part 1)
We take a break from our regularly-scheduled delve towards the core to do an acting! Fan Favorite Gex directs as we tell the story of Mr. Grickx Koboldson, a simple computer programmer… Grickx is like woah. Wealthy makes heart eyes at a professional level. Jyessi gives directions. Vons wears a white suit. Check us out […]
208 – Hot Water
Having finally mastered time itself (in a very specific way in a very small area), the party resumes their journey to the core of the Arx. It’s time to regroup with the rest of their delve crew, cement their plans, and most importantly of all: figure out how to best transport the goat. Steamboat Willie […]
207 – The Locker Room is Just a Cool Place for Dudes to Hold Hands
The temple has become unstuck in time, and the party’s determined to fix it while also averting a potential apocalypse. It’s all very stressful! At least there’s snacks? Steamboat Willie holds hands. Jyessi socially defaults. Cool Vons asks how someone’s doing. Weldroa learns a new trick. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com