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140 – Looter? I Hardly Knew-er!

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140 – Looter? I Hardly Knew-er!
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The party watches to see if even more familicide is in the cards tonight, conducts a cover up, raids a place for documents, and tries to do some emotional processing. Big night! Vons goes through someone’s bag. Grickx provides an excellent Acting. Wealthy endorses a statement. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

139 – The arX-Files

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139 – The arX-Files
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The aftermath of the shipyard battle is a giant tangled mess, and it’s up to our party to help detangle it. Or make the snarl worse. One of the two. There’s no way Inspector Pearl will regret letting them get involved. Grickx is difficult. Vons assumes a certain kind of relationship. Wealthy gives a much-needed […]

138 – Anyway, Here’s Mirrorwall

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138 – Anyway, Here’s Mirrorwall
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The party’s back together as Wealthy and Grickx return to the secret shipyard to save Vons, who’s a little tied up at the moment. An altercation ensues. Illusions abound, missiles are magic’ed, and Vons pursues an old lady. No, not that kind of pursue. Grickx ramps up. Vons has fun with foam. Wealthy makes an […]

137 – Gone to Hell

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137 – Gone to Hell
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Wealthy and Grickx are cold and lost, and Vons is held captive by some truly awful people. They need to find a way out of their dire predicaments, and that might require some drastic measures. Grickx knows what a creek is like. Wealthy relinquishes legal authority. Vons calls on a friend. Check us out online! […]

136 – Gone Fishin’

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136 – Gone Fishin’
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Shit gets real. Aracyne challenges authority. Grickx practices poor fire safety. Vons makes a pamphlet. Wealthy takes a leap of faith. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

SA008 – Halloween Special 2023!

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The party wakes up to find the Arx abandoned and slowly falling to the ground. It’s not ideal! So they set forth to fix things and get the Arx back to normal, with the help of the most magical substance of all. Grickx laps up some milk. Wealthy gardens aggressively. Aracyne has an Entrapment moment. […]

135 – Tinker, Tailor, Alchemist, Spy

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135 – Tinker, Tailor, Alchemist, Spy
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Scheduling Note: Keep an eye out for our Halloween special, dropping on Monday next week! The party goes to rescue Wealthy from her precarious hiding spot in a giant scary secret shipyard. They just need to find the shipyard. And her. And get her down. And slip in and out of a highly secure area […]

134 – The Episode About Nothing

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The party takes a little time to chill out and do a little bonding. The plot surely can’t find them and wreck their day. Right? Vons actually contributes to his business. Grickx tries to find a cart. Aracyne has some Girl Talk Time ™. Wealthy takes a peek. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

133 – Bucolic AF

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Honey (somewhat) obtained, most of the party goes to visit Wealthy’s parents. Meanwhile, Grickx turns illusions for cash. Vons follows his nose. Aracyne advocates. Wealthy has an old favorite book. Grickx works on branding. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

132 – The Bees Need

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The party is going to do some NERD stuff. Reading! Research! Entomology! Also they visit some BEES. Vons tries to take a nap. Wealthy send a parental missive. Aracyne drops some names. Grickx furthers his quest to Quarkdom. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com