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131 – My So-Called Heist
It’s time to engage in a little corporate espionage! The party is determined to obtain the now-buried research done by Bjartell’s back in the day. Will it be a cunning break-in? A con job? A time loop caper??? Vons takes on a stony countenance. Wealthy threatens someone. Grickx wants to be included. Aracyne hangs out […]
130 – Honey on My Mind
The party tries to chase down more sources of honey, which involves talking to everyone’s favorite person: Nara! Also Vons gives a presentation to a room of politely interested people. Aracyne loans a handkerchief. Wealthy follows along. Vons asks for volunteers. Grickx dodges the question. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
129 – Milkin’ Honey
The party decides on a direction for their research efforts as they attempt to find a cure for the Corruption. It immediately devolves into arguments about milking bees. Or juicing them. It gets weird, is what we’re saying. Vons has creative entomological ideas. Wealthy talks shop with a shopkeep. Aracyne tracks down an acquaintance. Grickx […]
128 – Dark Beginnings (Corruption Myth Redux)
The party…doesn’t show up in this week’s episode! :O We realized that the Corruption’s creation myth a few episodes back was presented in a really confusing way. So this week we’re bringing you a hopefully-clearer and expanded version of the myth. This will also be the version Grickx received, retroactively, so all the player characters […]
127 – Giving the CK Blue Dice
The party levels up! Twice! We take a little breather to power up everyone’s characters and get ready for the next arc of the campaign now that they’ve made it back to the Arx. Vons chooses mobility over being good with his tongue. Aracyne is able to take a few more hits. Grickx dreams up […]
126 – Bad Vibes
The party’s finally in a position to do some Science! Time to see what they can learn about how to treat the Corruption. Maybe they’ll discover something previous researchers didn’t… Aracyne leads a deep breathing exercise. Wealthy keeps everyone in line. Vons knows that the gods gave him two perfectly fine spreaders already. Grickx has […]
125 – Third Arx Convention, Section 3.1, Article 17
*Content Warning*: Discussions of torture and non-consensual medical experimentation. The party pauses and realizes there might be some ethical issues with their master plan. Debate ensues. Aracyne doesn’t see the problem. Grickx is solutions-oriented. Vons wants to preserve his customer base. Wealthy takes a stand, and it’s incredible. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
124 – Find Your Friends
The party keeps exploring the underground settlement they’ve found themselves in, and ponder asking the well another question. Oh, and panic about Grickx’s unconsciousness. There’s also that. Grickx uses a quill. Aracyne breaks the news. Wealthy administers first aid. Vons finds a tasty snack. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com You too can finally […]
123 – Grickxception
We take a moment to dive inside Grickx’s mind in a special episode! He’s going to solve his own insanity, brought on by his psychic contact with the Corruption, or die trying. Hahaha, the CK wouldn’t actually kill him if he died in his mind, right? …Right? Grickx irrigates some dirt. The CK gives at […]
122 – Shaft — Can You Dig It?
The party heads out from the hidden village to recover their satellite lab teammates and get down to studying the Corruption. It’s just a few days travel through the woods. Surely nothing interesting or unexpected will happen. What is this, some sort of collaborative improvised narrative? Grickx wells well enough. Vons gets annoyed at an […]