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204 – I Could Eat
The party attempts to escape an anthill: part 2 in an ongoing saga. Including a couple more firelit hangouts! Steamboat Willie falls with style. Jyessi’s mom-senses are tingling. Grickx follows the leader. Cool “Baja Blast” Vons sees the signs. Wealdroa wants in. Original Recipe Vons attempts The Talk. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
203 – Fireside Chats
The ants have been defeated, at least for now, by the mighty power of bad smells. The party tries to find their way out of this anthill and back down towards the core. Tries. Grickx asks the question everyone’s been thinking about. Jyessi bumps a shoulder. Cool Vons assesses the damage. Weldroa wonders what happened […]
SA016 – Sword Sprinter (Part 2)
It’s time for the thrilling conclusion to Sword Sprinter! Our sword sprinters survived a construct attack and took down one suspect, with only an 80’s-movie-acceptable number of bystander casualties, but they still have the remaining three to catch. Including the most dastardly of all: their ringleader, Mit. Lucky considers the gravity of the situation. Vons […]
SA015 – Sword Sprinter (Part 1)
It’s time for another acting! Whit takes the CK chair as we explore a dystopia… A *different* dystopia! Where a pack of rogue constructs is on the loose, and three of the best sword sprinters in history are brought out of retirement for one last case. Vons notices the wrong thing. Wealthy definitely knows how […]
202 – This is How You Get Ants
The party fights giant ants while perched precariously at the edge of a chasm. It must be a day that ends in y. Vons has an unfortunate sleepytime. Steamboat Willie, in a shocking departure from party procedure, checks his firing angle. Grickx, in fact, dealt it. Cool Vons does a cool flip. Jyessi has basic […]
201 – Controlled Yeeting
The party works their way deeper into the maintenance tunnels and finds strange passages cut into the stone. What could be on the other side? Will it be hazardous to life and limb? Safe and boring? Drive them mad? Take their lunch money? At least it’s a nice direct route. Original Recipe Vons leaps across […]
200 – The Big Two-Oh-Oh
It’s our 200th episode! We take a break from our regularly-scheduled adventuring to check the mailbag and answer the questions inside. Thanks for being with us for 200 episodes. We hope you join us for many more to come! Ian makes everything sad somehow. Whit conducts the Question Ritual. Adam talks Skittles. Erin reflects on […]
199 – Rhythmic Squelching
It’s time to fight some ghosts! Well, some *more* ghosts! How many could there possibly be? Not that it’ll be a problem. It’s not like they’re scary or anything. Grickx weighs in on the eldritch vs. undead debate. Vons considers alternative medicine delivery systems. Wealthy lacks structure. Steamboat Willie handles the shaft of his slick […]
198 – I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost
The party starts their descent towards the mysterious core of the Arx. A path is chosen and final tactical decisions are made. Hopefully it’ll be like every road trip: easy, fun, and nothing going wrong. That sounds like this game! Vons doesn’t learn from history. Steamboat Willie predicts disaster. Weldroa always makes things chunky. Jyessi […]
197 – Heavy Metal Meets Hard Rock
The party meets with Those of the High Mountains, a mysterious rock construct built by The Great Wizard Dave. They grill it for information about its creator, and it is very straightforward and helpful and not evasive at all. Grickx clarifies. Cool Vons waves hello. Steamboat Willie conducts a chill hang. Original Recipe Vons brews […]