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121 – Campfire Tales
The party spends some time exploring the village nestled away in the narrows, hidden from the Corruption that roams the earth. It’s a chance to tell stories, trade information, and finally find someone as grossed out by the idea of eating insects as Erin is. Wealthy cooks an onion. Vons gets an F in basic […]
120 – Lights in the Narrows
The party has been safely guided by Jelsum Squab to a hidden village in the woods that has somehow survived the corruption all these years. Now it’s time to make new friends. God help them. Vons eyes market expansion. Aracyne has a limited social vocabulary. Grickx growls grumpily. Wealthy needs a towel. Check us out […]
119 – Mr. Regretful (w/ Mikey Neumann!)
The party’s rested up after their brush with death fighting off the swarm of corrupted creatures that nearly discovered their base. Now they go to keep an appointment, and see if perhaps they aren’t so alone on the ground after all. Please welcome our special guest, Mikey Neumann! He’s hella cool and you’re all going […]
118 – Leave Your Friends Behind
The party contends with a swarm of corrupted creatures that could find their secret base any second. They review their cunning plan before bursting out into the fray to save the base and themselves. But no plan is flawless, and it looks like not everyone might be saved after all. Um…have fun? Grickx takes a […]
117 – The Glue Concept
Our party is reunited, just in time for everything to be terrible. At least they can face it together! All they need is a cunning plan, and perhaps a new haphazard device or two… Wealthy volunteers for a scary thing of her own volition. Aracyne gets an answer. Grickx creates a new communication protocol. Vons […]
116 – Deus Ex Breaky-Stick
The party’s holed up in an extra dimensional space and has six hours to figure out what to do about the army of shadow creatures outside or they’re toast. Tick tock. Grickx sits on a bench. Aracyne sticks an eye out. Wealthy reminds everyone she can cast more than Magic Missile. Vons gets some on-camera […]
115 – Fits and Starts
The party’s captured one of the corrupted creatures and now tries to make good their escape. They have to outrun a tireless army through unfamiliar territory. It’s a lot, but they’re determined, and that counts for something. Aracyne yeets. Wealthy fails to wake someone up. Elara makes small talk. Grickx takes a hell of a […]
114 – Mugged, Rugged, & Bugged
After managing a successful retreat from the seaside fortress, the party regroups and tries a new strategy to corner and capture one of the Corrupted creatures. Scouting parties are arranged, traps are set, and Wealthy is questioned about her relationship status because she can never have a moment’s respite. Wealthy blushes hard enough to start […]
113 – Full-on 90s Broad Comedy
The party’s quickly learning that exfiltration is a whole skillset unto itself. Luckily they’re good at learning on the job, because shit’s about to go sideways. Grickx gives a spanking. Aracyne does her best to be inconspicuous. Wealthy gives in to low-brow humor. Elara falls. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
112 – Battle on the Battlement
The party’s in a sticky situation, but as long as they keep their heads about them and stay stealthy they might be able to get out of this. Maybe. I’m sure it’ll all go smoothly. But if it doesn’t, they can just go full action movie. You can’t lose, dear listener! Aracyne shows an opponent […]