We currently release new episodes on a weekly basis, typically on Wednesdays.
You can listen to our ten most recent episodes below, or check our podcast archive to start from the beginning. Since you’ve come all this way, why not subscribe so you can catch each episode when it comes out? Or, if you’re preparing to do some off-grid spelunking, download our episodes in batches here.
147 – Dragon Time
The party engages in some pharmaceutical testing. Or they will, if they can find their way back to base. Orienteering is hard! Vons causes immeasurable sadness. Grickx ruins a door. Wealthy turns down a prime offer. Jyessi hears something coming. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
146 – Knot Ideal
The party works on plans for a new base and attempts to subdue a dangerous corrupted creature caught in their cunning trap. There’s daring! There’s danger! There’s logistics! Jyessi uses a specialty tool. Grickx ties the knot. Wealthy suffers the Air Bud precedent. Vons makes draft picks. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
145 – A Novel Scent
The party made it down to the ground, and now it’s time to do research! And learn what the ocean smells like! Jyessi takes in the view. Grickx offers a ride. Wealthy doesn’t think through all the angles. Vons feels secure. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
144 – RIP Vine
The party’s beat up as hell, Grickx is a popsicle, and they’re not sure what to do next. But there’s a shiny object nearby! They should look at that. Grickx takes a deal. Wealthy finally uses her history lessons. Jyessi sets some boundaries. Vons doesn’t learn. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
143 – Finally, Master Blaster
It’s time for the party to head back down to the ground, and that means traveling through the maintenance tunnels and caverns below the city to reach a teleportation circle. The real question is: how many Arx-OSHA noncompliance tickets will they file before they get there? Vons takes decisive action. Jyessi does a press-up. Wealthy […]
SA009 – Solstice Special 2023!
It’s time for our 2023 (Winter) Solstice Special! The party’s been cursed with some last-minute gift shopping, and things quickly get even more complicated than the usual weighing of potential jail time versus your child’s disappointment as you knife fight over the last Playstation. Grickx ruminates on loofahs. Vons engages in some 1st grade science. […]
142 – It’s Jyessi!
The party encounters a prospective member! Will they recruit this new person? Or will the episode be a shaggy dog story? Ooh, the fake suspense! Grickx designs a game. Wealthy makes some space. Vons struggles with personal bias. Jyessi corrals children. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
141 – Letters Home
It’s time for the party to engage in everyone’s favorite activity: mourning! They’re going to throw a wake for Aracyne. And read the letters she wrote them in case of her death. Cheerfulness all around! Vons goes climbing. Grickx works the room. Wealthy gets support from an unlikely source. Check us out online! We’re at […]
140 – Looter? I Hardly Knew-er!
The party watches to see if even more familicide is in the cards tonight, conducts a cover up, raids a place for documents, and tries to do some emotional processing. Big night! Vons goes through someone’s bag. Grickx provides an excellent Acting. Wealthy endorses a statement. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
139 – The arX-Files
The aftermath of the shipyard battle is a giant tangled mess, and it’s up to our party to help detangle it. Or make the snarl worse. One of the two. There’s no way Inspector Pearl will regret letting them get involved. Grickx is difficult. Vons assumes a certain kind of relationship. Wealthy gives a much-needed […]