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SA014 – Plot Important Child
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled programming to find out: What did Jyessi, Original Recipe Vons, and Grickx get up to while Wealthy and co. were out in the storm? It couldn’t have been nearly as nuts as everything outside. They probably partook in only the finest art and educational activities, edifying themselves as they waited patiently […]
192 – Ooze Casual
We discover the aftermath of the bloody battle. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Definitely. Yep. It has to be. Right? Wealthy’s fate is revealed. Cool Vons travels there and back again. Steamboat Willie channels a sack of potatoes. Everyone is very patient with the POV split, and the CK is very grateful. Check us out online! […]
No New Episode This Week
Hey everyone, there’s no new episode this week! We had some scheduling snafus and weren’t able to record as originally planned. However, this just means you have some free time to get in touch with us for our 200th episode! Give us your questions, your comments, your praise, your good-natured teasing! You can write to […]
191 – Lucky’s Number 7
The fight with the Emissary of the Corruption charges towards its exciting conclusion! The party does their best to Just Say No to dying, even as they’re already beaten, bloody, and exhausted. Their dedication is admirable. But dedication doesn’t guarantee results. Steamboat Willie powders his snout. Cool Vons has an exit plan. Aramythe takes a […]
190 – A Metal-As-Hell Pegasus With Its Wings On Fire
Negotiations have broken down, mostly due to fireballs. The Corruption takes exception to this behavior and makes its displeasure known. Wealthy goes airborne. Cool Vons gets tactical. Steamboat Willie renounces his privilege. Jyessi, Grickx, and Prime Vons probably have a very nice time off-camera. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com Also, our 200th episode […]
189 – Mm, Whatcha Say
The party attempts diplomacy with a giant corrupted creature wielding a sword taller than most people. It’s a bold move, I’ll give them that. Cool Vons does a cool slide. Steamboat Willie channels the Big Dog shirts of his youth. Wealthy shares a hypothesis. Jyessi plays lockdown games. Grickx gets an odd feeling. Vons has […]
188 – Take One Crumb Off
The party is hunkered down against the storm outside, but they can’t stay in one place forever. Half the party tries to find the other half. The other half makes a break for it. Steamboat Willie is ready to go pro. Cool Vons gets a grip. Wealthy yells “representative!” at the customer service line. Grickx […]
187 – The Historians, the Archaeologists, and Me
The party puts on the Steamboat Willie Rescue Fun Time Revue! One portion of the party tries to escort him down the mountain, the other tries to go up to meet them, and the CK tries very hard to avoid talking to themselves. Cool Vons pokes at pottery. Steamboat Willie sees a bird. Wealthy sneaks […]
186 – Yell at Your Problems
The party tries to find each other during a treacherous lockdown, winding their way through the wilderness of caves and old maintenance tunnels in the top portion of the mountain. But certain creatures have made their home there, and won’t make it easy for them. Steamboat Willie finds a fish. Wealthy pulls a Superman. Cool […]
185 – Party Line by Rat
The party pulls together as Steamboat Willie takes flight with his handmade glider. They’re the sort of friends that you can call at 3 a.m. for help and you know they’ll come…right? Steamboat Willie touches the heavens. Vons snoozes. Grickx lives out a fantasy. Cool Vons goes out on the town. Jyessi piles in. Wealthy […]