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195 – Group Therapy With Wealdroa
The party circles up and decides which big world-ending problem they want to address first. Or maybe they can Have It All and fix everything at once? Dare to dream! Cool Vons aspires to an archetype. Jyessi keeps the peace. Wealthy praises someone’s utility. Grickx packs light. Original Recipe Vons believes in getting support where […]
194 – The Pursuit of Wealthy
The party re-enacts Stand By Me and goes through the woods to see a dead body. Cool Vons knows a great shortcut. Wealthy attempts a daring rescue. Original Recipe Vons shows normal climbing is a sucker’s game. Grickx knows safety is an illusion. Jyessi has maxed out Visual Calculus. Check us out online! We’re at […]
193 – What’s in the Blob?
The party makes plans to go dramatically rescue Wealthy. Meanwhile, Wealthy quietly gets a bite to eat elsewhere on the Arx. Cool Vons swallows his terror. Wealthy covers things up. Vons delineates creatures and ingredients. Steamboat Willie remains unconscious. Jyessi calls in backup. Grickx has a schedule to keep. Check us out online! We’re at […]
SA014 – Plot Important Child
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled programming to find out: What did Jyessi, Original Recipe Vons, and Grickx get up to while Wealthy and co. were out in the storm? It couldn’t have been nearly as nuts as everything outside. They probably partook in only the finest art and educational activities, edifying themselves as they waited patiently […]
192 – Ooze Casual
We discover the aftermath of the bloody battle. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Definitely. Yep. It has to be. Right? Wealthy’s fate is revealed. Cool Vons travels there and back again. Steamboat Willie channels a sack of potatoes. Everyone is very patient with the POV split, and the CK is very grateful. Check us out online! […]
No New Episode This Week
Hey everyone, there’s no new episode this week! We had some scheduling snafus and weren’t able to record as originally planned. However, this just means you have some free time to get in touch with us for our 200th episode! Give us your questions, your comments, your praise, your good-natured teasing! You can write to […]
191 – Lucky’s Number 7
The fight with the Emissary of the Corruption charges towards its exciting conclusion! The party does their best to Just Say No to dying, even as they’re already beaten, bloody, and exhausted. Their dedication is admirable. But dedication doesn’t guarantee results. Steamboat Willie powders his snout. Cool Vons has an exit plan. Aramythe takes a […]
190 – A Metal-As-Hell Pegasus With Its Wings On Fire
Negotiations have broken down, mostly due to fireballs. The Corruption takes exception to this behavior and makes its displeasure known. Wealthy goes airborne. Cool Vons gets tactical. Steamboat Willie renounces his privilege. Jyessi, Grickx, and Prime Vons probably have a very nice time off-camera. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com Also, our 200th episode […]
189 – Mm, Whatcha Say
The party attempts diplomacy with a giant corrupted creature wielding a sword taller than most people. It’s a bold move, I’ll give them that. Cool Vons does a cool slide. Steamboat Willie channels the Big Dog shirts of his youth. Wealthy shares a hypothesis. Jyessi plays lockdown games. Grickx gets an odd feeling. Vons has […]
188 – Take One Crumb Off
The party is hunkered down against the storm outside, but they can’t stay in one place forever. Half the party tries to find the other half. The other half makes a break for it. Steamboat Willie is ready to go pro. Cool Vons gets a grip. Wealthy yells “representative!” at the customer service line. Grickx […]