We currently release new episodes on a weekly basis, typically on Wednesdays.
You can listen to our ten most recent episodes below, or check our podcast archive to start from the beginning. Since you’ve come all this way, why not subscribe so you can catch each episode when it comes out? Or, if you’re preparing to do some off-grid spelunking, download our episodes in batches here.
SA012 – Primary Attribute Presents: A Touch of Magic (Solstice Special 2024!)
It’s time for our 2024 Solstice Special, everyone! This year, we join Wealthy as she heads back to her childhood home for the holiday with family and friends. She’s not feeling the spirit of the season, but maybe with a little help from her friends (and a touch of magic) the solstice spirit can bloom […]
XA13 – So Long, and Sorry to All the Fish
The crew’s made their decision, risking their credits and careers in the process. Now to see if they made the right call, doomed themselves, or if the situation spins wildly out of control in a brand new direction! Dr. Rae submits a paper. Damir sends email. Paul has a business proposition. Oz reveals his dark […]
178 – Clinical Trials
The party’s tried their experimental cure on one subject, and now it’s time to see how well it works on Shad. Fingers crossed. Jyessi keeps a watchful eye. Vons eats nachos. Grickx counts the seconds. Wealthy remembers her training. Gatsby and Steamboat Willie observe. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
XA12 – Reading the Vibes
The crew is being threatened by eco-fascists! Who are also asking for the crew to trust them? These negotiations are off to a fantastic start. Dr. Rae tries to mind meld with a rock. Damir decides on the death penalty. Oz hears the harmony of the spheres. Paul just wants to get paid. Check us […]
177 – Feeling Up the Situation
The party makes it back to the lab and it’s time to do research! Half the party immediately decides research is Not For Them and wanders off to do something else. Steamboat Willie explains what’s in a name. Gatsby gets under under someone’s skin. Jyessi has a discrete locker room conversation. Vons does Science! Wealthy […]
XA11 – Where There’s a Willis, There’s A Way
The crew gets the planetoid moving back towards useful space. Do they have a plan to stop it once it’s there? Eh, one thing at a time. Paul’s legend grows. Dr. Rae asks for peer review. Oz channels Scully. Damir introduces a new ISO standard unit. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute
176 – Metal That Looks Like Lace
The party sets out to thoroughly explore the valley, and they find a long-forgotten place. Wealthy uses her GE credits. Steamboat Willie doesn’t need directions. Green Day Vons looks behind something. Grickx interprets. Jyessi makes connections. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
XA10 – Hole
The crew is set to retreat to safety with the miners in tow. One of them does something incredibly stupid instead. Paul forgets to mute his mic. Dr. Rae gets a 10 from the Russian judge. Oz wins at a crane game. Damir brings out the classroom TV cart. Check us out online! We’re at […]
SA011 – Halloween Special 2024!
It’s spooky season once again, and that means it’s time for our Halloween special! The party finds themselves not where they’re supposed to be, with their bodies transformed. The solution? Candy! Grickx summons a horde. Jyessi makes people uncomfortable with basic facts. Wealthy sees a picture. Vons weaponizes water. Check us out online! We’re at […]
175 – Hidden Valley
The party’s finally made it to their goal: a hidden valley teeming with bee colonies, where they can get the honey they desperately need for their attempts to cure the Corruption. They just need to find a way inside. Steamboat Willie gets +2 to Cool. Jyessi pokes at something with a stick. Wealthy is driven […]