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The party leaves the island life behind and heads out onto the ocean in their quest for Aea. The high seas grant time for self-reflection, bonding, and being consumed by terrible fears. How relaxing! Wealthy becomes an acrobat. Jyessi takes a long look. Vons compares forms of government. Grickx leaves an island behind. Check us […]
XA02 – Backrubs and Amphetamines
We rejoin the crew as they face down an onslaught of meteoroids threatening to smash the ship into stardust. There’s tricky piloting, weapon firing, and even taking calls! Damir transcends bluetooth. Oz pew pews. Dr. Rae analyzes tactically. Paul has a need for speed. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
167 – Grickx Ex Machina
The party’s back together! They can finally put all this parallel universe nonsense behind them…or can they? Grickx does some fine tuning. Vons is Eagle Scout-level prepared. Jyessi tries to show a friend the error of their ways. Wealthy gets some under-the-shirt action. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primary-attribute.com
XA01 – Welcome to Fomalhaut
Welcome to Xeno Attribute! It’s a spinoff podcast GM’ed by Whit. With a mix of old and new players, we dive into some working-class space horror! Nothing will go wrong! Today we meet the crew of the Martell as they’re briefed on their latest job, a simple cargo run to a mining outpost in the […]
166 – Yacht Rock
Wealthy struggles to cast the spell that can bring her back home. The rest of the party tries to align the universe just right to make it possible. There’s a surprising amount of blood involved. Wealthy rides in a sailboat. Grickx dials interuniversally. Vons liberally applies lube. Jyessi flexes on a problem. Check us out […]
165 – Intertwine
In one universe, the lion’s share of the party dives back into the underwater ruin and finds a promising lead. In the other, Wealthy looks inwards to have a consequential conversation. Wealthy misses seed cake. Grickx comprehends a machine. Vons allocates scarce resources. Jyessi makes a long-distance call. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
164 – Check Off Chekov
In the prime universe, the party grapples with the consequences of Grickx opening a box. In the other universe, Wealthy tries to fight off an assassin. It’s a bad day for everyone, honestly. Wealthy tests the effects of magic on kevlar. Grickx grabs a rubber. Vons puts himself in sharp relief. Jyessi gets her gun. […]
163 – The Silence of the Shrimp
The party plunges into the ocean depths in their search for a way to get Wealthy back. Wealthy shops for tchotchkes and meets a mysterious stranger. Wealthy remembers something. Grickx goes disco. Jyessi finds a sconce. Vons gets a pet. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com
162 – Urning It
The party in the prime universe is struggling to figure out what to do next to get Wealthy back. Meanwhile, in the double-prime universe Wealthy debates the best convenience store snacks and goes on a road trip. Clearly she’s in grave danger! Grickx engages in nontraditional spellcasting. Vons philosophizes about himself. Jyessi teaches zoology. Wealthy […]
161 – Rosetta Vons
The party’s still split across the planes, desperately trying to get Wealthy home. Vons, Grickx,and Jyessi dig around for a solution. Meanwhile, Wealthy gets in some light cardio. Jyessi says the magic words. Vons communicates, in theory. Grickx finds a new shiny. Wealthy visits a park. Want more background on the setting of Wealthy’s current […]