We currently release new episodes on a weekly basis, typically on Wednesdays.
You can listen to our ten most recent episodes below, or check our podcast archive to start from the beginning. Since you’ve come all this way, why not subscribe so you can catch each episode when it comes out? Or, if you’re preparing to do some off-grid spelunking, download our episodes in batches here.
045 – Montage 1: Expanding Horizons
We start our highly efficient 4-week montage where the party members train up, make connections, and improve their skills as part of leveling. And cover one whole week. It’s a slow-motion montage. Very high-concept, very avant garde. 100% intentional. >.>;;; Wealthy goes to office hours and meets a fellow researcher. Vons does the grossest thing […]
044 – Stumbling Home
Everyone heads home, dirty and exhausted, after their rescue of Cog from the depths of the maintenance tunnels. The proper authorities are retroactively informed, loot is divided, some people pull off the transition back to daily life better than others, and we meet some delightful new characters on a date night. Vons is vulnerable to […]
SA003 – Solstice Special 2021!
It’s our 2021 Solstice Special! Or whatever winter-ish holiday of your choice! This solstice we would like to formally invite you to attend a party at the home of Grickx and Wealthy. There will be dinner, drinks, the airing of grievances, white oliphant games, and general merrymaking! All you have to do is bring yourself. […]
043 – Up the Down Ramp
(Special Announcement! Be sure to keep an eye out this Friday (12/24) for our holiday episode! There are SWEATERS.) With a pile of invisible monsters swarming towards them, and a new ally by their side, the party makes its escape from the underground facility. Will they make it out of the maintenance levels intact? More […]
042 – Small Explosives, Big Consequences
The party’s secured Cog and starts looking for a way out. But that turns out to be a tall order, and as trouble besets them on every side things get buck wild. Aracyne wants up. Grickx proves himself to a certain someone. Wealthy hangs in there. Vons is surprised at the strength of his concoctions. […]
041 – A Cog in the Machine
With Cog’s life hanging in the balance, the party executes their rescue operation. It leads to Cog’s life hanging in midair instead. It’s all going according to plan, right? And they tightened all those knots? Right? Guys? Grickx’s plans go up in smoke. Wealthy tries to pull off a rope trick. Vons sticks the landing. […]
040 – Beauty, Grace, Both Landed On Their Face
After Aracyne’s injury, the party stops to regroup, recuperate, and reconsider their plan of action. It looks like it’s going to be a long night down in the maintenance tunnels. Wealthy lives up to one half of her name. Aracyne and Vons have a heart to heart. Grickx readies for launch. Check us out online! […]
039 – Gravity’s a Real Pain
The party explores the room with the giant crystal column, searching for any more clues as to Cog’s whereabouts. There’s also the little matter of the disturbances in the water three stories down… Wealthy worries wildly. Vons engages in outright heroism. Aracyne takes a header. Grickx makes a wish. Check us out online! We’re at […]
038 – A Forest of Tongues
The party, having successfully saved Grickx from becoming Stabby-food, works out what to do next on their search for Cog. They press on through a dense thicket of horrible tongues to continue their quest further down into the darkness full of mystery squares, doors, and poor maintenance practices. Grickx takes matters into his own hands. […]
037 – Resolving the Grickx Buffet
We rejoin our hero, Stabby the (not-technically-a-)Roper, as they try to finish the delicious meal they started last week. Will they succeed at consuming a delightful kobold treat? Perhaps sample a second course of foxfolk, halfing, or half-elf? Or will these annoying creatures interrupt their meal? Vons practices amateur surgery. Wealthy turns off her targeting […]