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073 – Weekend Worriers
The party boldly strides forward into Fantasy Sunday, an excellent day to plot, plan, and most importantly panic about their lives. They’ve got just 24 hours until Wealthy goes to court, and every second counts. Vons has a relaxing time in nature. Grickx makes plans to canoodle over noodles. Wealthy guns for an enchanted item. […]
072 – Wig-less for the Prosecution
The party faces their greatest enemy yet: the legal system, as one of their most ridiculous actions to date catches up with them. Luckily they have an airtight story all ironed out. Wealthy is a shining exemplar of poise. Vons forgets to file a requisition form. Grickx doesn’t want to put labels on things yet. […]
071 – Off the Spire, Into the Fire
The party makes it to the morning after a long and eventful night where the concept of a centrifuge was researched, and some other stuff happened. It was a struggle, where blood was shed and private places were infiltrated. But at least no one’s dying, right? Funny story… Grickx updates his paperwork. Aracyne makes tea. […]
070 – My Dog’s Got Jars on Jars
It’s a long night for the party as they grapple somewhat bravely with their ongoing struggles. We pick up right where we left off, with fights, nightmares, getting laid, and Gex… Grickx examines a bookshelf. Wealthy finds her rope. Vons commits violence to vases. Aracyne listens to her grandfather. Check us out online! We’re at […]
069 – Grickx the Honeypot
The night isn’t over yet as the party moves in on Corva. Or at least one of them is making moves on her. The others are sleeping peacefully, like cowards. Though that doesn’t last long! Grickx acts on impulse. Aracyne gets a cookie. Vons is on the beach. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/ […]
068 – Crouching Kobold, Hidden Halfling
The party’s stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also spoiler warning for Jurassic Park III (2001), of all things. Wealthy dreams of home. Grickx takes a nap. Aracyne has a check-in. Vons comes knocking. […]
067 – Staking Out and Blending In
The party finishes planning, and gets down to business. The business of a little lighthearted surveillance in the dangerous outdoors. Vons gets out his blanket. Aracyne proposes a novel strategy for leaving one’s job. Grickx grills an ally to determine their true allegiance. Wealthy gets a weave. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/
066 – In Which A Plan is Made
The party figures some shit out. Like what they want to do with their lives! Y’know, little simple easy things like that. Vons shirks paternal responsibility. Aracyne wants to restrict access to books. Wealthy asks someone for the small favor of treason. Grickx just needs someone to be his Spiro Agnew. The time paradox makes […]
065 – Ghost in the Gem: Goo Vats Complex
The party finishes recuperating from their latest misadventure, and learns some new things about everyone’s favorite magic goop. Also, personal financial anxiety! Keeping it relevant over here. Wealthy has a shoulder-based epiphany. Vons has something in common with baby boomers. Grickx doesn’t need JSTOR. Aracyne has The Talk. The CK manages to fail to do […]
064 – General Hospital
The party drags their injured members to the clinic to get patched up and recover. While they’re there, a social kerfuffle breaks out, they take advantage of local expertise, and a member attempts petty theft. Later, politics are discussed with someone’s mom. Aracyne misses an important introduction. Wealthy up and moves. Vons is a single […]