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030 – Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

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030 – Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
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Our party is out of lockdown and everyone heads home to get some space and figure out what their next objective is. It’s a thrilling tale of terrible family members, fanciful correspondence, and trying to find one’s place in the world. Vons makes his mark. Wealthy’s weekend woes suddenly increase. Grickx gets a roommate. Aracyne […]

029 – Lockdown 6: A Chaste Intimacy is Established

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029 – Lockdown 6: A Chaste Intimacy is Established
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We wrap up our lockdown arc with a brief episode concerning pancakes. Amazingly for this show, it’s not a pancake breakfast fundraiser to repair a park or conduit or something. I’m just as confused as you. Grickx plays a co-op minigame and gets S rank. Wealthy keeps a low profile. Vons is surprisingly sweet. Aracyne […]

028 – Lockdown 5: Passing Out

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The party’s evening in lockdown finally winds to a close, and everyone drifts towards bed, though not without some final shenanigans of both the criminal and heart varieties. Grickx gives a pair of crack commandos a dangerous mission. Wealthy asks the hard questions. Aracyne and Photios bust out the luggage rack and unpack some baggage. […]

027 – Lockdown 4: Just Like Middle School

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027 – Lockdown 4: Just Like Middle School
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It’s episode 4 of lockdown, so we take a breather from Feelings with a pleasant conversation about anticapitalism, big pharma, and worldly awareness. Oooh, and there’s party games! Grickx is a good sport and a bad coaster. Aracyne makes drinking plans and auditions for the role of Sexy Count von Count. Vons opens up and […]

026 – Lockdown 3: The Search for Wealthy

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026 – Lockdown 3: The Search for Wealthy
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It’s time for Lockdown episode three, and we’ve now hit three cliffhangers in a row for Aracyne about Wealthy. Have the stars finally aligned so Aracyne can get her answers? We’ll find out! The party hunkers down as the evening grows late around them, and the conversations turn more serious. Confrontations are finally managed, and […]

025 – Lockdown 2: Unhealthy Emotional Investments

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It’s the second episode of lockdown, the alcohol’s out, and things are heating up. They should probably try to get some ventilation going, because the party has zero chill. Wealthy channels Mary Worth and gets her meddle on. Vons attempts to keep things on the down low, to the point he’s risking breaching the mantle. […]

024 – Lockdown

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Arx Moltimus goes into lockdown as a storm, and The Corruption, crash against the walls. The party, meanwhile, crashes in some friend’s apartments. Is anyone ready to spend this long in close quarters together? Especially after the night they’ve been having? Probably not, but we’re going to find out! Aracyne suffers an internal organ malfunction. […]

023 – Loose Lips Propel Ships

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The party spends the evening drinking with friends. They try to wind down, relax, and celebrate some recent accomplishments. They succeed at exactly one of these! Emotional Chaos ensues. Vons looks for a helping paw for himself and society. Grickx is the only good listener. Aracyne asks for a big favor and tries to get […]

022 – Downtime? More Like Downertime!

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022 – Downtime? More Like Downertime!
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Our party goes back to their daily lives after an exciting day of dates and adventure, in what is sure to be a light-hearted and breezy breather episode. Wait, I’m being handed a note. Oh…oh no. Wealthy changes hats. Vons worries that by not taking Renegade points he’ll get the bad ending. Aracyne fails to […]

021 – Afterparty

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The party drifts home after a night at the bar and reluctantly resumes the trials of daily life. Aracyne visits a certain shop. Vons turns down a networking opportunity. Grickx’s past comes back to haunt him. Wealthy looks at transforming the equation of her life. The cast barely prevents becoming unstuck in time. Production note: […]