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You can listen to our ten most recent episodes below, or check our podcast archive to start from the beginning. Since you’ve come all this way, why not subscribe so you can catch each episode when it comes out? Or, if you’re preparing to do some off-grid spelunking, download our episodes in batches here.

136 – Gone Fishin’

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136 – Gone Fishin’
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Shit gets real. Aracyne challenges authority. Grickx practices poor fire safety. Vons makes a pamphlet. Wealthy takes a leap of faith. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

SA008 – Halloween Special 2023!

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SA008 – Halloween Special 2023!
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The party wakes up to find the Arx abandoned and slowly falling to the ground. It’s not ideal! So they set forth to fix things and get the Arx back to normal, with the help of the most magical substance of all. Grickx laps up some milk. Wealthy gardens aggressively. Aracyne has an Entrapment moment. […]

135 – Tinker, Tailor, Alchemist, Spy

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135 – Tinker, Tailor, Alchemist, Spy
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Scheduling Note: Keep an eye out for our Halloween special, dropping on Monday next week! The party goes to rescue Wealthy from her precarious hiding spot in a giant scary secret shipyard. They just need to find the shipyard. And her. And get her down. And slip in and out of a highly secure area […]

134 – The Episode About Nothing

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134 – The Episode About Nothing
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The party takes a little time to chill out and do a little bonding. The plot surely can’t find them and wreck their day. Right? Vons actually contributes to his business. Grickx tries to find a cart. Aracyne has some Girl Talk Time ™. Wealthy takes a peek. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

133 – Bucolic AF

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133 – Bucolic AF
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Honey (somewhat) obtained, most of the party goes to visit Wealthy’s parents. Meanwhile, Grickx turns illusions for cash. Vons follows his nose. Aracyne advocates. Wealthy has an old favorite book. Grickx works on branding. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

132 – The Bees Need

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132 – The Bees Need
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The party is going to do some NERD stuff. Reading! Research! Entomology! Also they visit some BEES. Vons tries to take a nap. Wealthy send a parental missive. Aracyne drops some names. Grickx furthers his quest to Quarkdom. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

131 – My So-Called Heist

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131 – My So-Called Heist
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It’s time to engage in a little corporate espionage! The party is determined to obtain the now-buried research done by Bjartell’s back in the day. Will it be a cunning break-in? A con job? A time loop caper??? Vons takes on a stony countenance. Wealthy threatens someone. Grickx wants to be included. Aracyne hangs out […]

130 – Honey on My Mind

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130 – Honey on My Mind
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The party tries to chase down more sources of honey, which involves talking to everyone’s favorite person: Nara! Also Vons gives a presentation to a room of politely interested people. Aracyne loans a handkerchief. Wealthy follows along. Vons asks for volunteers. Grickx dodges the question. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

129 – Milkin’ Honey

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129 – Milkin’ Honey
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The party decides on a direction for their research efforts as they attempt to find a cure for the Corruption. It immediately devolves into arguments about milking bees. Or juicing them. It gets weird, is what we’re saying. Vons has creative entomological ideas. Wealthy talks shop with a shopkeep. Aracyne tracks down an acquaintance. Grickx […]

128 – Dark Beginnings (Corruption Myth Redux)

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128 – Dark Beginnings (Corruption Myth Redux)
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The party…doesn’t show up in this week’s episode! :O We realized that the Corruption’s creation myth a few episodes back was presented in a really confusing way. So this week we’re bringing you a hopefully-clearer and expanded version of the myth. This will also be the version Grickx received, retroactively, so all the player characters […]