Tag: Primary Attribute

  • 023 – Loose Lips Propel Ships

    The party spends the evening drinking with friends. They try to wind down, relax, and celebrate some recent accomplishments. They succeed at exactly one of these! Emotional Chaos ensues. Vons looks for a helping paw for himself and society. Grickx is the only good listener. Aracyne asks for a big favor and tries to get…

  • 022 – Downtime? More Like Downertime!

    Our party goes back to their daily lives after an exciting day of dates and adventure, in what is sure to be a light-hearted and breezy breather episode. Wait, I’m being handed a note. Oh…oh no. Wealthy changes hats. Vons worries that by not taking Renegade points he’ll get the bad ending. Aracyne fails to…

  • 021 – Afterparty

    The party drifts home after a night at the bar and reluctantly resumes the trials of daily life. Aracyne visits a certain shop. Vons turns down a networking opportunity. Grickx’s past comes back to haunt him. Wealthy looks at transforming the equation of her life. The cast barely prevents becoming unstuck in time. Production note:…

  • 020 – Frenemies

    We rejoin our party while Grickx is away, as Aracyne gets called out and tries to explain the party’s sudden presence in the distillery to Nara. Things get a little awkward, to say the least. Vons considers the better part of valor. Aracyne swears it’s not what it looks like. Grickx lets Nara know where…

  • 019 – An Independent Contractor

    The party finds themselves confronted by their foe, Nara, and hatch a clever plan. The plan, of course, immediately goes to shit. Wealthy tries to win friends and influence people. Vons makes small talk. Aracyne attempts desperately to play it cool. Devin lurks in the background. The players get separation anxiety. Grickx throws down for…

  • 018 – Trust is Hard

    The party meets the most suspicious type of people of all: grad students. Grickx handles his lucky stick. Wealthy doesn’t believe in independent field research. Defended Delves shows incredible restraint in their pushing of buttons. Aracyne makes an entrance. Vons tries to share his snacks. Some weirdo named Devin keeps hanging around for some reason.…

  • 017 – Tentacle Friends

    Our party is attacked by creatures in the dark who try to eat their faces. Or be their friends! Who can really say for sure? Aracyne uses her head. Vons proves the value of tactile labeling. Wealthy gives it her all. Grickx makes cotton candy. Defended Delves proves they’re worth the money. Check us out…

  • 016 – A Maze of Twisty Little Passages, All Alike

    The party decides to not confront Nara and instead tries to find another route to their destination. They press forward in a way that does not resemble wandering one bit, how dare you. Wealthy laments her footwear choices. Vons gets confused by the plan. Grickx bravely charges head-on into the unknown. Aracyne goes to geology…

  • 015 – The Descent

    The party descends into the maintenance levels, escorted by Elara and Green of Defended Delves. Parts are scavenged, poop mold is gathered, and a surprise awaits them in the sewer levels. Aracyne goes incognito and fears entrapment. Vons gathers ingredients and is surprisingly level-headed. Wealthy runs into an old acquaintance and learns some new things…

  • 014 – The Dating Game (Part 2)

    If you haven’t listened to the previous episode, we heavily recommend you start there! This is essentially the second half of one very long episode. Half the party wraps up their dates while the other half continue to work on self-actualization. Sort of. Vons tries to keep his shit together, despite having zero chill, on…

  • 013 – The Dating Game (Part 1)

    It’s date time! As Vons and Aracyne get ready for their respective dates, Grickx and Wealthy do their best to go about their daily lives. Vons learns what a brush is. Aracyne dresses to match the lichen. Grickx tries to have hobbies and finds a lead on an upgraded arm. Wealthy works on a terrible…

  • 012 – Eat, Cockroach, Love

    BOY HOWDY we hope you like worldbuilding, Seattle references, and fox flirting. Romance is in the air and bugs are intentionally on the plates at The Dumpster this fine evening as the party spots an attractive vixen. Aracyne makes the group some new friends, wingmans erratically, and shares some family troubles. Vons maybe gets a…

  • 011 – Elven Privilege

    The party finds the source of the explosion and those responsible for it. They also engage in a light discussion about overthrowing their entire society. Wealthy finally gets to use her degree. Grickx takes someone else’s device for himself. Vons demands another alchemist’s research and bonds with Aracyne despite his best efforts. Aracyne has complicated…

  • Hooray, We’ve Launched!

    We’re glad to see you here for the release of our very first episode of Primary Attribute, our actual play Castles & Crusades podcast. Although that’s a bit of an understatement, as we’re actually releasing the first ten episodes in one go! So you’ll have a nice pile of episodes to binge right off the…

  • 010 – No Nachos

    The party commits the greatest crime of all, delaying nachos, in order to find the source of the explosion that rocked their world. Aracyne gets to use her special talent. Wealthy does a badass vault. Vons is made to stay quiet and to not have nachos. Grickx muddles through without his tools. Check us out…

  • 009 – Gendered Clothing is for Other Fantasy Universes

    Making new friends and evening plans as an adult is hard! Luckily, our friendly neighborhood socialite is on the case. Aracyne has Wealthy consult on an ugly hat, leaves a message for Vons with a new acquaintance, and has coffee with Grickx. Later, they all go out for drinks. Check us out online! We’re at…

  • 008 – Downtime

    In the wake of their last adventure, the party goes about their daily lives. Wealthy goes to the library. Vons meets with his alchemical ingredient hookup and retraces his steps. Grickx and the inspector catch up. Aracyne gets blasted. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/wp-content/2024update/

  • 007 – Busting the Joint

    The party retreats to go get some responsible adults, and then try to bust a speakeasy full of rich and powerful people. It goes about as well as you’d expect. Vons hangs back. Grickx gets patched up. Wealthy gets awkward. Aracyne blows up her own spot. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/wp-content/2024update/

  • 006 – Career Counseling

    The party is discovered, and quickly things turn to blows as they fight to survive in the most dangerous of places, a distillery. Wealthy discovers the terror of magic. Vons makes for a very bad doctor. Grickx presses on against all odds. Aracyne gives career advice. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/wp-content/2024update

  • 005 – Bug Guts and Blockages

    After their harrowing encounter last session, the party takes a moment to breathe, gather themselves, and then head out into the rest of the underground. Strange voices and horrible smells lie around every corner as they explore, and it quickly becomes clear that not all is as it should be. Aracyne listens closely and has…