Tag: Primary Attribute

  • 075 – Surprising Notes of Warmth

    The legal trials are over so now the party gets back to what they do best: spying, sleeping, and freaking out about their relationships. Grickx almost forgets something. Aracyne engages [Continue]

  • 074 – The Doink-Doink

    It’s time for Wealthy to go to court! The party has her story all figured out and the inspector’s accepted it, so it should all be smooth sailing. She might [Continue]

  • 073 – Weekend Worriers

    The party boldly strides forward into Fantasy Sunday, an excellent day to plot, plan, and most importantly panic about their lives. They’ve got just 24 hours until Wealthy goes to [Continue]

  • 072 – Wig-less for the Prosecution

    The party faces their greatest enemy yet: the legal system, as one of their most ridiculous actions to date catches up with them. Luckily they have an airtight story all [Continue]

  • 071 – Off the Spire, Into the Fire

    The party makes it to the morning after a long and eventful night where the concept of a centrifuge was researched, and some other stuff happened. It was a struggle, [Continue]

  • One Year Anniversary!

    It’s our anniversary today! Primary Attribute’s first episode came out on July 5th, 2021. It’s hard to believe it’s been a year already, but here we are! We managed: 70 [Continue]

  • 070 – My Dog’s Got Jars on Jars

    It’s a long night for the party as they grapple somewhat bravely with their ongoing struggles. We pick up right where we left off, with fights, nightmares, getting laid, and [Continue]

  • 069 – Grickx the Honeypot

    The night isn’t over yet as the party moves in on Corva. Or at least one of them is making moves on her. The others are sleeping peacefully, like cowards. [Continue]

  • 068 – Crouching Kobold, Hidden Halfling

    The party’s stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also [Continue]

  • 067 – Staking Out and Blending In

    The party finishes planning, and gets down to business. The business of a little lighthearted surveillance in the dangerous outdoors. Vons gets out his blanket. Aracyne proposes a novel strategy [Continue]

  • 066 – In Which A Plan is Made

    The party figures some shit out. Like what they want to do with their lives! Y’know, little simple easy things like that. Vons shirks paternal responsibility. Aracyne wants to restrict [Continue]

  • 065 – Ghost in the Gem: Goo Vats Complex

    The party finishes recuperating from their latest misadventure, and learns some new things about everyone’s favorite magic goop. Also, personal financial anxiety! Keeping it relevant over here. Wealthy has a [Continue]

  • 064 – General Hospital

    The party drags their injured members to the clinic to get patched up and recover. While they’re there, a social kerfuffle breaks out, they take advantage of local expertise, and [Continue]

  • Support the West Seattle Food Bank With Us on May 14th!

    Hey everyone, please join us in supporting the West Seattle Food Bank for their Instruments of Change event on May 14th, 2022! We’ve sponsored the event and will be there [Continue]

  • 063 – Hot Desk Action

    From the moment the desk walked into their lives, the party knew it was going to be trouble. But it had gorgeous hardware and a great set of legs. They [Continue]

  • Support the West Seattle Food Bank With Us on May 14th!

    Hey everyone, please join us in supporting the West Seattle Food Bank for their Instruments of Change event on May 14th, 2022! We’ve sponsored the event and will be there [Continue]

  • 062 – Spatchcocking the Lava Snake

    The party heads back down into the maintenance tunnels to search the facility nestled in the dark part of the grid, having now reached an agreement with the tentacats for [Continue]

  • 061 – Reconstituting the Goop

    The party crawls their way back out of the maintenance tunnels to try and recharge before another day of descending into the deeps. Not everything that happens in the tunnels [Continue]

  • No New Episode This Week

    Hey everyone! No new episode this week. Sometimes life comes at you sideways, or at least prevents you from managing to release a podcast episode at its originally scheduled time. [Continue]

  • 060 – Green in the Machine

    The party may be safe, but with tentacats you can never be sure. Especially when they keep saying you’re food. Negotiations continue as the promised supplies arrive on the scene, [Continue]