The party decides on a direction for their research efforts as they attempt to find a cure for the Corruption. It immediately devolves into arguments about milking bees. Or juicing them. It gets weird, is what we’re saying. Vons has creative entomological ideas. Wealthy talks shop with a shopkeep. Aracyne tracks down an acquaintance. Grickx…

The party…doesn’t show up in this week’s episode! :O We realized that the Corruption’s creation myth a few episodes back was presented in a really confusing way. So this week we’re bringing you a hopefully-clearer and expanded version of the myth. This will also be the version Grickx received, retroactively, so all the player characters…

The party levels up! Twice! We take a little breather to power up everyone’s characters and get ready for the next arc of the campaign now that they’ve made it back to the Arx. Vons chooses mobility over being good with his tongue. Aracyne is able to take a few more hits. Grickx dreams up…

The party’s finally in a position to do some Science! Time to see what they can learn about how to treat the Corruption. Maybe they’ll discover something previous researchers didn’t… Aracyne leads a deep breathing exercise. Wealthy keeps everyone in line. Vons knows that the gods gave him two perfectly fine spreaders already. Grickx has…

*Content Warning*: Discussions of torture and non-consensual medical experimentation. The party pauses and realizes there might be some ethical issues with their master plan. Debate ensues. Aracyne doesn’t see the problem. Grickx is solutions-oriented. Vons wants to preserve his customer base. Wealthy takes a stand, and it’s incredible. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party keeps exploring the underground settlement they’ve found themselves in, and ponder asking the well another question. Oh, and panic about Grickx’s unconsciousness. There’s also that. Grickx uses a quill. Aracyne breaks the news. Wealthy administers first aid. Vons finds a tasty snack. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com You too can finally…

We take a moment to dive inside Grickx’s mind in a special episode! He’s going to solve his own insanity, brought on by his psychic contact with the Corruption, or die trying. Hahaha, the CK wouldn’t actually kill him if he died in his mind, right? …Right? Grickx irrigates some dirt. The CK gives at…

The party heads out from the hidden village to recover their satellite lab teammates and get down to studying the Corruption. It’s just a few days travel through the woods. Surely nothing interesting or unexpected will happen. What is this, some sort of collaborative improvised narrative? Grickx wells well enough. Vons gets annoyed at an…

The party spends some time exploring the village nestled away in the narrows, hidden from the Corruption that roams the earth. It’s a chance to tell stories, trade information, and finally find someone as grossed out by the idea of eating insects as Erin is. Wealthy cooks an onion. Vons gets an F in basic…

The party has been safely guided by Jelsum Squab to a hidden village in the woods that has somehow survived the corruption all these years. Now it’s time to make new friends. God help them. Vons eyes market expansion. Aracyne has a limited social vocabulary. Grickx growls grumpily. Wealthy needs a towel. Check us out…

The party contends with a swarm of corrupted creatures that could find their secret base any second. They review their cunning plan before bursting out into the fray to save the base and themselves. But no plan is flawless, and it looks like not everyone might be saved after all. Um…have fun? Grickx takes a…

Our party is reunited, just in time for everything to be terrible. At least they can face it together! All they need is a cunning plan, and perhaps a new haphazard device or two… Wealthy volunteers for a scary thing of her own volition. Aracyne gets an answer. Grickx creates a new communication protocol. Vons…

The party’s holed up in an extra dimensional space and has six hours to figure out what to do about the army of shadow creatures outside or they’re toast. Tick tock. Grickx sits on a bench. Aracyne sticks an eye out. Wealthy reminds everyone she can cast more than Magic Missile. Vons gets some on-camera…

The party’s captured one of the corrupted creatures and now tries to make good their escape. They have to outrun a tireless army through unfamiliar territory. It’s a lot, but they’re determined, and that counts for something. Aracyne yeets. Wealthy fails to wake someone up. Elara makes small talk. Grickx takes a hell of a…

After managing a successful retreat from the seaside fortress, the party regroups and tries a new strategy to corner and capture one of the Corrupted creatures. Scouting parties are arranged, traps are set, and Wealthy is questioned about her relationship status because she can never have a moment’s respite. Wealthy blushes hard enough to start…

The party’s quickly learning that exfiltration is a whole skillset unto itself. Luckily they’re good at learning on the job, because shit’s about to go sideways. Grickx gives a spanking. Aracyne does her best to be inconspicuous. Wealthy gives in to low-brow humor. Elara falls. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party’s in a sticky situation, but as long as they keep their heads about them and stay stealthy they might be able to get out of this. Maybe. I’m sure it’ll all go smoothly. But if it doesn’t, they can just go full action movie. You can’t lose, dear listener! Aracyne shows an opponent…

The party finally makes it to Reinyalango, and start their recon operation. There’s only so much they can do from high up on the cliffs surrounding the city, however, and soon they decide to do a quick infiltration to get some better intel. Aracyne learns knife safety is more difficult when you’re invisible. Wealthy wants…