It’s time for Wealthy to go to court! The party has her story all figured out and the inspector’s accepted it, so it should all be smooth sailing. She might [Continue]

The party boldly strides forward into Fantasy Sunday, an excellent day to plot, plan, and most importantly panic about their lives. They’ve got just 24 hours until Wealthy goes to [Continue]

The party faces their greatest enemy yet: the legal system, as one of their most ridiculous actions to date catches up with them. Luckily they have an airtight story all [Continue]

The party makes it to the morning after a long and eventful night where the concept of a centrifuge was researched, and some other stuff happened. It was a struggle, [Continue]

It’s a long night for the party as they grapple somewhat bravely with their ongoing struggles. We pick up right where we left off, with fights, nightmares, getting laid, and [Continue]

The night isn’t over yet as the party moves in on Corva. Or at least one of them is making moves on her. The others are sleeping peacefully, like cowards. [Continue]

The party’s stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also [Continue]

The party finishes planning, and gets down to business. The business of a little lighthearted surveillance in the dangerous outdoors. Vons gets out his blanket. Aracyne proposes a novel strategy [Continue]

The party figures some shit out. Like what they want to do with their lives! Y’know, little simple easy things like that. Vons shirks paternal responsibility. Aracyne wants to restrict [Continue]

The party finishes recuperating from their latest misadventure, and learns some new things about everyone’s favorite magic goop. Also, personal financial anxiety! Keeping it relevant over here. Wealthy has a [Continue]

The party drags their injured members to the clinic to get patched up and recover. While they’re there, a social kerfuffle breaks out, they take advantage of local expertise, and [Continue]

From the moment the desk walked into their lives, the party knew it was going to be trouble. But it had gorgeous hardware and a great set of legs. They [Continue]

The party heads back down into the maintenance tunnels to search the facility nestled in the dark part of the grid, having now reached an agreement with the tentacats for [Continue]

The party crawls their way back out of the maintenance tunnels to try and recharge before another day of descending into the deeps. Not everything that happens in the tunnels [Continue]

The party may be safe, but with tentacats you can never be sure. Especially when they keep saying you’re food. Negotiations continue as the promised supplies arrive on the scene, [Continue]

The party’s separated and held hostage by tentacats (or possibly holding them hostage, depending on point of view). Except for Vons and Wealthy, who are merely held hostage by BELOVED [Continue]

The party struggles to find each other and escape their perilous situation in the lair of the tentacats. At the rate they’re going, they might not even get any treasure [Continue]

The party’s fight against the tentacat concludes! They’re down a few members, but they’re scrappy, and that’s what matters. Meanwhile, Vons and Wealthy try to figure out how to deal [Continue]

The battle against the cat of shadow and tentacles continues! With Aracyne missing, the rest of the party tries to keep it together, take down the creature that took her, [Continue]

The party faces off against a giant, tentacled cat in a room full of molten magic. Spells fly, people are picked up by other people, and magic goop is collided [Continue]