The party engages in some pharmaceutical testing. Or they will, if they can find their way back to base. Orienteering is hard! Vons causes immeasurable sadness. Grickx ruins a door. Wealthy turns down a prime offer. Jyessi hears something coming. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party works on plans for a new base and attempts to subdue a dangerous corrupted creature caught in their cunning trap. There’s daring! There’s danger! There’s logistics! Jyessi uses a specialty tool. Grickx ties the knot. Wealthy suffers the Air Bud precedent. Vons makes draft picks. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party made it down to the ground, and now it’s time to do research! And learn what the ocean smells like! Jyessi takes in the view. Grickx offers a ride. Wealthy doesn’t think through all the angles. Vons feels secure. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party’s beat up as hell, Grickx is a popsicle, and they’re not sure what to do next. But there’s a shiny object nearby! They should look at that. Grickx takes a deal. Wealthy finally uses her history lessons. Jyessi sets some boundaries. Vons doesn’t learn. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It’s time for the party to head back down to the ground, and that means traveling through the maintenance tunnels and caverns below the city to reach a teleportation circle. The real question is: how many Arx-OSHA noncompliance tickets will they file before they get there? Vons takes decisive action. Jyessi does a press-up. Wealthy…

The party encounters a prospective member! Will they recruit this new person? Or will the episode be a shaggy dog story? Ooh, the fake suspense! Grickx designs a game. Wealthy makes some space. Vons struggles with personal bias. Jyessi corrals children. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It’s time for the party to engage in everyone’s favorite activity: mourning! They’re going to throw a wake for Aracyne. And read the letters she wrote them in case of her death. Cheerfulness all around! Vons goes climbing. Grickx works the room. Wealthy gets support from an unlikely source. Check us out online! We’re at…

The party watches to see if even more familicide is in the cards tonight, conducts a cover up, raids a place for documents, and tries to do some emotional processing. Big night! Vons goes through someone’s bag. Grickx provides an excellent Acting. Wealthy endorses a statement. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The aftermath of the shipyard battle is a giant tangled mess, and it’s up to our party to help detangle it. Or make the snarl worse. One of the two. There’s no way Inspector Pearl will regret letting them get involved. Grickx is difficult. Vons assumes a certain kind of relationship. Wealthy gives a much-needed…

The party’s back together as Wealthy and Grickx return to the secret shipyard to save Vons, who’s a little tied up at the moment. An altercation ensues. Illusions abound, missiles are magic’ed, and Vons pursues an old lady. No, not that kind of pursue. Grickx ramps up. Vons has fun with foam. Wealthy makes an…

Wealthy and Grickx are cold and lost, and Vons is held captive by some truly awful people. They need to find a way out of their dire predicaments, and that might require some drastic measures. Grickx knows what a creek is like. Wealthy relinquishes legal authority. Vons calls on a friend. Check us out online!…

Shit gets real. Aracyne challenges authority. Grickx practices poor fire safety. Vons makes a pamphlet. Wealthy takes a leap of faith. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Scheduling Note: Keep an eye out for our Halloween special, dropping on Monday next week! The party goes to rescue Wealthy from her precarious hiding spot in a giant scary secret shipyard. They just need to find the shipyard. And her. And get her down. And slip in and out of a highly secure area…

The party takes a little time to chill out and do a little bonding. The plot surely can’t find them and wreck their day. Right? Vons actually contributes to his business. Grickx tries to find a cart. Aracyne has some Girl Talk Time ™. Wealthy takes a peek. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Honey (somewhat) obtained, most of the party goes to visit Wealthy’s parents. Meanwhile, Grickx turns illusions for cash. Vons follows his nose. Aracyne advocates. Wealthy has an old favorite book. Grickx works on branding. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party is going to do some NERD stuff. Reading! Research! Entomology! Also they visit some BEES. Vons tries to take a nap. Wealthy send a parental missive. Aracyne drops some names. Grickx furthers his quest to Quarkdom. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It’s time to engage in a little corporate espionage! The party is determined to obtain the now-buried research done by Bjartell’s back in the day. Will it be a cunning break-in? A con job? A time loop caper??? Vons takes on a stony countenance. Wealthy threatens someone. Grickx wants to be included. Aracyne hangs out…

The party tries to chase down more sources of honey, which involves talking to everyone’s favorite person: Nara! Also Vons gives a presentation to a room of politely interested people. Aracyne loans a handkerchief. Wealthy follows along. Vons asks for volunteers. Grickx dodges the question. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com