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073 – Weekend Worriers

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The party boldly strides forward into Fantasy Sunday, an excellent day to plot, plan, and most importantly panic about their lives. They’ve got just 24 hours until Wealthy goes to [Continue]

072 – Wig-less for the Prosecution

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The party faces their greatest enemy yet: the legal system, as one of their most ridiculous actions to date catches up with them. Luckily they have an airtight story all [Continue]

071 – Off the Spire, Into the Fire

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071 – Off the Spire, Into the Fire
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The party makes it to the morning after a long and eventful night where the concept of a centrifuge was researched, and some other stuff happened. It was a struggle, [Continue]

070 – My Dog’s Got Jars on Jars

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It’s a long night for the party as they grapple somewhat bravely with their ongoing struggles. We pick up right where we left off, with fights, nightmares, getting laid, and [Continue]

069 – Grickx the Honeypot

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The night isn’t over yet as the party moves in on Corva. Or at least one of them is making moves on her. The others are sleeping peacefully, like cowards. [Continue]

068 – Crouching Kobold, Hidden Halfling

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The party’s stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also [Continue]

067 – Staking Out and Blending In

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The party finishes planning, and gets down to business. The business of a little lighthearted surveillance in the dangerous outdoors. Vons gets out his blanket. Aracyne proposes a novel strategy [Continue]

066 – In Which A Plan is Made

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The party figures some shit out. Like what they want to do with their lives! Y’know, little simple easy things like that. Vons shirks paternal responsibility. Aracyne wants to restrict [Continue]

065 – Ghost in the Gem: Goo Vats Complex

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The party finishes recuperating from their latest misadventure, and learns some new things about everyone’s favorite magic goop. Also, personal financial anxiety! Keeping it relevant over here. Wealthy has a [Continue]

064 – General Hospital

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The party drags their injured members to the clinic to get patched up and recover. While they’re there, a social kerfuffle breaks out, they take advantage of local expertise, and [Continue]