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138 – Anyway, Here’s Mirrorwall

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138 – Anyway, Here’s Mirrorwall
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The party’s back together as Wealthy and Grickx return to the secret shipyard to save Vons, who’s a little tied up at the moment. An altercation ensues. Illusions abound, missiles [Continue]

137 – Gone to Hell

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137 – Gone to Hell
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Wealthy and Grickx are cold and lost, and Vons is held captive by some truly awful people. They need to find a way out of their dire predicaments, and that [Continue]

136 – Gone Fishin’

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136 – Gone Fishin’
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Shit gets real. Aracyne challenges authority. Grickx practices poor fire safety. Vons makes a pamphlet. Wealthy takes a leap of faith. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

SA008 – Halloween Special 2023!

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The party wakes up to find the Arx abandoned and slowly falling to the ground. It’s not ideal! So they set forth to fix things and get the Arx back [Continue]

135 – Tinker, Tailor, Alchemist, Spy

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135 – Tinker, Tailor, Alchemist, Spy
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Scheduling Note: Keep an eye out for our Halloween special, dropping on Monday next week! The party goes to rescue Wealthy from her precarious hiding spot in a giant scary [Continue]

134 – The Episode About Nothing

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134 – The Episode About Nothing
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The party takes a little time to chill out and do a little bonding. The plot surely can’t find them and wreck their day. Right? Vons actually contributes to his [Continue]

133 – Bucolic AF

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Honey (somewhat) obtained, most of the party goes to visit Wealthy’s parents. Meanwhile, Grickx turns illusions for cash. Vons follows his nose. Aracyne advocates. Wealthy has an old favorite book. [Continue]

132 – The Bees Need

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The party is going to do some NERD stuff. Reading! Research! Entomology! Also they visit some BEES. Vons tries to take a nap. Wealthy send a parental missive. Aracyne drops [Continue]

131 – My So-Called Heist

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It’s time to engage in a little corporate espionage! The party is determined to obtain the now-buried research done by Bjartell’s back in the day. Will it be a cunning [Continue]

130 – Honey on My Mind

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The party tries to chase down more sources of honey, which involves talking to everyone’s favorite person: Nara! Also Vons gives a presentation to a room of politely interested people. [Continue]