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018 – Trust is Hard

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018 – Trust is Hard
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The party meets the most suspicious type of people of all: grad students. Grickx handles his lucky stick. Wealthy doesn’t believe in independent field research. Defended Delves shows incredible restraint [Continue]

017 – Tentacle Friends

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Our party is attacked by creatures in the dark who try to eat their faces. Or be their friends! Who can really say for sure? Aracyne uses her head. Vons [Continue]

016 – A Maze of Twisty Little Passages, All Alike

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016 – A Maze of Twisty Little Passages, All Alike
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The party decides to not confront Nara and instead tries to find another route to their destination. They press forward in a way that does not resemble wandering one bit, [Continue]

015 – The Descent

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015 – The Descent
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The party descends into the maintenance levels, escorted by Elara and Green of Defended Delves. Parts are scavenged, poop mold is gathered, and a surprise awaits them in the sewer [Continue]

014 – The Dating Game (Part 2)

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014 – The Dating Game (Part 2)
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If you haven’t listened to the previous episode, we heavily recommend you start there! This is essentially the second half of one very long episode. Half the party wraps up [Continue]

013 – The Dating Game (Part 1)

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It’s date time! As Vons and Aracyne get ready for their respective dates, Grickx and Wealthy do their best to go about their daily lives. Vons learns what a brush [Continue]

012 – Eat, Cockroach, Love

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012 – Eat, Cockroach, Love
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BOY HOWDY we hope you like worldbuilding, Seattle references, and fox flirting. Romance is in the air and bugs are intentionally on the plates at The Dumpster this fine evening [Continue]

011 – Elven Privilege

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The party finds the source of the explosion and those responsible for it. They also engage in a light discussion about overthrowing their entire society. Wealthy finally gets to use [Continue]

010 – No Nachos

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010 – No Nachos
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The party commits the greatest crime of all, delaying nachos, in order to find the source of the explosion that rocked their world. Aracyne gets to use her special talent. [Continue]

009 – Gendered Clothing is for Other Fantasy Universes

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Making new friends and evening plans as an adult is hard! Luckily, our friendly neighborhood socialite is on the case. Aracyne has Wealthy consult on an ugly hat, leaves a [Continue]