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055 – The Floor is Made of Magic

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055 – The Floor is Made of Magic
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The party faces off against a giant, tentacled cat in a room full of molten magic. Spells fly, people are picked up by other people, and magic goop is collided [Continue]

054 – Snake, It’s a Snake

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054 – Snake, It’s a Snake
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The party descends down into the maintenance tunnels to follow Grickx’s investigation into the death of his friend. They actually remember to prepare this time, in flagrant disregard for on-site [Continue]

053 – Apparently We Do Negotiate with Distillers

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053 – Apparently We Do Negotiate with Distillers
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Aracyne meets with Nara, and tries to plea her case. Nara isn’t so easily moved, however, and will need some convincing. Meanwhile, the rest of the party has a perfectly [Continue]

052 – Sedition

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The party has gathered together, and we join them as they discuss overthrowing the government. They, of course, have no reservations and are ready to engage in the most radical [Continue]

051 – Montage 6: All Good Things Must End (After They Take Forever)

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051 – Montage 6: All Good Things Must End (After They Take Forever)
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Our grand experiment in post-modern montage approaches its end. The party achieves some long-awaited goals and gains some new abilities. A sandwich atlatl is proposed. Most importantly, the Prophecy comes [Continue]

050 – Montage 5: There Wasn’t Supposed To Be Plot

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050 – Montage 5: There Wasn’t Supposed To Be Plot
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It’s our 50th episode! Thanks for sticking with us, and we hope you keep on enjoying our show for a long time to come. 😀 We approach the end of [Continue]

049 – Montage 4: Laying Foundations, Burning Bridges

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049 – Montage 4: Laying Foundations, Burning Bridges
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Our prestige miniseries continues with the party pressing on in their training and putting down roots for further growth. There’s study sessions, horrible grandparents, a friend waking up from a [Continue]

048 – Montage 3: Getting Lucky

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048 – Montage 3: Getting Lucky
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We wrap up week two of four of our montage! A speedy 3 episodes in! Aracyne syncs back up with the time stream, and everyone meets at a bar to [Continue]

047 – Montage 2: Let’s Stop Searching for People, Huh?

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047 – Montage 2: Let’s Stop Searching for People, Huh?
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(We recommend reading the title in Aracyne’s voice for maximum effect.) In the second episode of the montage (shush, you), the remaining party of Grickx, Wealthy, and Vons searches for [Continue]

046 – Aracyne Does A Hit

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046 – Aracyne Does A Hit
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We cut away from the party’s montage to cover what Aracyne’s been up to. Turns out it’s not just partying! Instead there’s disguises, stakeouts, copious amounts of poison, and an [Continue]