In their quest to rid Wealthy of the creature infesting her bloodstream, the party ventures into a mysterious cave near the abandoned village. Fun fact: the ominous glow at the bottom of the stairs? Not just mood lighting! Wealthy snuffs someone out. Jyessi stomps on her shield. Vons goes inside the minimum safe distance. Grickx…

Wealthy stomps off into the swamp, leaving the rest of the party behind still asleep in their bedrolls. It’s the middle of the night, and she’s following people with torches, strange robes, and animal skull masks. I bet they’re going to have a killer LAN party! Probably going to play Halo and everything! I know…

The party settles down for an evening in the abandoned village and tries to get some sleep. They’re shortly disturbed by creaking noises out in the dark. Let’s investigate, gang! Grickx coos comfortingly. Jyessi shares her nickname. Vons makes cookies. Wealthy is led into temptation. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party ventures out to explore the island and check for any Corruption presence along the way. Treacherous terrain, strange animals, and mysteries await! Jyessi runs book club. Wealthy backs away from feathers. Vons tries to save versus hug. Grickx spots something with the setting sun’s last light. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party’s defeated the kraken, but they’re not safe yet. The ship is taking on water as the storm continues to hammer away. Will they manage to save the ship? Or do they get to figure out just how long they can swim? Vons feels the pressure. Jyessi finds a perfect match. Grickx pitches. Wealthy…

The party battles a kraken on the high seas! Dives are done dramatically, swashes are buckled, and ships are battered and broken. Also: cephalopod snuggles! The Great Squirrello gets caught up in personal problems. Wealthy makes an opening. Vons practices proper potion safety. Jyessi wrangles a rodeo stunt. Grickx does some cetacean creatin’. Check us…

The party arrives and Harper’s Fleet and tries to negotiate passage to Aea. Their great and fearless leader pops in to help. Jyessi leaves her sea legs in her other pants. Grickx does a polar bear swim. Wealthy tangles with her old nemesis, gravity. Vons tries to make calamari. Squirrello regards fish with appropriate suspicion.…

The party goes off to find Harper’s Fleet. They just have to take care of a few things before they leave. It goes about as smoothly as it does for most of us. Vons packs magic snacks. Grickx is ready to goooooo. Wealthy gets a health check. Jyessi’s just so excited to be here. Check…

The party engages in some pharmaceutical testing. Or they will, if they can find their way back to base. Orienteering is hard! Vons causes immeasurable sadness. Grickx ruins a door. Wealthy turns down a prime offer. Jyessi hears something coming. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com