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  • 228 – Kobold Nipple Lore

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    Ian

    It’s time to do some campaigning! Grickx and Jyessi go out to knock on doors and talk to voters directly about the important issues of the day, like not letting everyone die from the Arx crashing, their feelings, and where they stand on all their past mistakes. Grickx busts out the suspenders. Jyessi avoids a…

  • 227 – Unpronounceable

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    Ian

    The party finishes their night of partying, campaigning, and learning about personal existential threats. Then, for a nightcap, they conduct a home invasion. Grickx sells the surface. Jyessi is inherently trustworthy. Wealdroa remembers she forgot something. Cool Vons gets nachos. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. No new episode on 4/8. We’ll be…

  • 226 – Rock the Vote in the Clerb

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    Ian

    The party members each take some “me time” to go party. At the same place? Whoops. The only way this can get more dire is if two of them wore the same outfit! Cool Vons gets into the local art scene. Grickx shows the dance floor how it’s done. Jyessi runs the merch table. Wealdroa…

  • 225 – Arxeology

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    Ian

    Preparations for the landing process begin. Everyone does their best to support the effort, ensure the safety of their loved ones, and make a killing on the glue market. Grickx gins up support. Wealdroa goes to a fancy store. Jyessi shortens their commute. Vons hears the ocean. Check us out online! We’re https://www.primaryattribute.com

  • SA027 – Triassic Playland (Pt 3): Real Torn Up About It

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    Ian

    We reach the thrilling conclusion of Triassic Playland! The party’s really throwing their own spin on the story, and they decide to try a novel approach to solving their problems: shotguns. Vons reconsiders pet ownership. Grickx wears many hats. Jyessi shows the difference between a park ranger and an Arx ranger. Wealthy stands alone under…

  • SA026 – Triassic Playland (Pt 2): Leave Plan for the Time to Work

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    Ian

    The party heads out into Triassic Playland for a sedate tour in state of the art EVs. All everyone needs for the day to go well is for the electricity to stay on and, preferably, for the weather to stay nice! Wait, what are those ominous clouds doing on the horizon? Grickx throws off the…

  • SA025 – Triassic Playland (Pt 1): Insurance Purposes

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    Ian

    We had a player down so it’s time for an acting. Welcome to…Triassic Playland! As you can tell by the title, it’s even *more* majestic than the original. Strap in as everyone gets to pet the dinosaurs and have a nice time. Definitely that. Wealthy glistens sexily. Grickx threatens a child. Jyessi’s ovaries explode. Gex…

  • SA024 – Leveling to 11!

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    Ian

    Everyone levels up to 11! Spells are chosen, hit dice are rolled, and a lot of wandering conversation is had along the way. Heads up that this level up session is extremely meandering! If you’d rather just get a short summary of people’s level up choices, we’ll be sure to quickly go over everything at…

  • 224 – No Bad Ideas in a Brainstorm

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    Ian

    The party convenes the leadership of the Arx Council to report their findings. It’s time to make a tough decision: where’s the best place to park. Jyessi makes a friend out of a coworker. Wealdroa desires a deep dive. Steamboat Willie readies to rebuild. Cool Ranch Vons is overcome with wanderlust. Grickx brings his engineering…

  • 223 – The Return of Skeleton Puppetry

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    Ian

    The party’s quieted down the city’s core for now, and they even all lived to tell the tale. Unfortunately, being alive means they now have to do things like “make decisions” and “plan.” Eugh. Maybe getting microwaved by magic would have been better. Cool Vons plays “what’s that smell?” Steamboat Willie tries to keep a…