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Tag: Primary Attribute

  • SA001 – Secondary Attribute: Math is Hard

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    Ian

    Hey everyone! We weren’t able to get a normal episode out for this week due to some technical difficulties, so we decided to do something a little different. We present for your listening pleasure a bit of cut content from the Dating Game episodes that we thought was very funny and interesting, but couldn’t quite…

  • Release Schedule Update

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    Ian
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    Hey, everyone! We’ve got a couple of quick scheduling updates for you. First off, as announced at the start of Episode 31: A Missing Cog, we’ve switched over to a once a week release schedule. New episodes will now drop every Wednesday. This is happening because we’re all caught up on our recording backlog, which…

  • 031 – A Missing Cog

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    Ian

    With Cog MIA, the party rushes to do all their side quests in the little time they have to spare before a potential rescue operation. After all, if you don’t unlock the ultimate weapon and armor for every character, and finish all the social links, are you even really playing?* Grickx rats people out. Vons…

  • 030 – Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

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    Ian

    Our party is out of lockdown and everyone heads home to get some space and figure out what their next objective is. It’s a thrilling tale of terrible family members, fanciful correspondence, and trying to find one’s place in the world. Vons makes his mark. Wealthy’s weekend woes suddenly increase. Grickx gets a roommate. Aracyne…

  • 029 – Lockdown 6: A Chaste Intimacy is Established

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    Ian

    We wrap up our lockdown arc with a brief episode concerning pancakes. Amazingly for this show, it’s not a pancake breakfast fundraiser to repair a park or conduit or something. I’m just as confused as you. Grickx plays a co-op minigame and gets S rank. Wealthy keeps a low profile. Vons is surprisingly sweet. Aracyne…

  • 028 – Lockdown 5: Passing Out

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    Ian

    The party’s evening in lockdown finally winds to a close, and everyone drifts towards bed, though not without some final shenanigans of both the criminal and heart varieties. Grickx gives a pair of crack commandos a dangerous mission. Wealthy asks the hard questions. Aracyne and Photios bust out the luggage rack and unpack some baggage.…

  • 027 – Lockdown 4: Just Like Middle School

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    Ian

    It’s episode 4 of lockdown, so we take a breather from Feelings with a pleasant conversation about anticapitalism, big pharma, and worldly awareness. Oooh, and there’s party games! Grickx is a good sport and a bad coaster. Aracyne makes drinking plans and auditions for the role of Sexy Count von Count. Vons opens up and…

  • 026 – Lockdown 3: The Search for Wealthy

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    Ian

    It’s time for Lockdown episode three, and we’ve now hit three cliffhangers in a row for Aracyne about Wealthy. Have the stars finally aligned so Aracyne can get her answers? We’ll find out! The party hunkers down as the evening grows late around them, and the conversations turn more serious. Confrontations are finally managed, and…

  • 025 – Lockdown 2: Unhealthy Emotional Investments

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    Ian

    It’s the second episode of lockdown, the alcohol’s out, and things are heating up. They should probably try to get some ventilation going, because the party has zero chill. Wealthy channels Mary Worth and gets her meddle on. Vons attempts to keep things on the down low, to the point he’s risking breaching the mantle.…

  • 024 – Lockdown

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    Ian

    Arx Moltimus goes into lockdown as a storm, and The Corruption, crash against the walls. The party, meanwhile, crashes in some friend’s apartments. Is anyone ready to spend this long in close quarters together? Especially after the night they’ve been having? Probably not, but we’re going to find out! Aracyne suffers an internal organ malfunction.…