The party crams in some last minute studying before the exam. And by studying, I mean pharmacological research, and by exam, I mean “holding the line against a Corrupted horde.” So it’s still basically the same as when you learned the entire textbook the day before your class final in college. Jyessi remembers the forgotten.…

The second set of drills is here, and the party practices their own parts in this master plan. How well will they do when they’re the grunts, not the commanders? Like, that sounds like it could be hard?? Steamboat streaks. Vons tries not to suffocate people. Wealdroa gives Joe a hard time. Jyessi hangs out…

Drill time! It’s drill time! The party drills the Arx citizenry on what to do in case of a landing during a Corruption onslaught. Will they manage to whip these folks into a focused fighting force? Or is everyone going to be goofing off while the teacher desperately tries to get their attention? Vons hosts…

Steamboat Willie’s fighting a moose! A corrupted moose! With no backup??? Everyone else scrambles to figure out a way back to help, but in the meantime we get to see how well sheer courage and audacity stack up against over 1000 lbs of raw, furious strength made flesh. Cool Vons goes around the back. Steamboat…

The grand experiment has gone awry, and now the Corruption attacks our brave scientists. With birds, the deadliest weapon (and confounding factor) known to Arxkind! How are they going to manage to start a small fire under these conditions??? Steamboat uses the boost! OG Vons weighs the pros and cons of a forest fire. Jyessi…

It’s time for a grand experiment! Can a dream fox start a fire so bright that their friends in reality can see it? Bonus question: How well can player characters handle being invisible? Wealdroa forgets something important. Vons moves to intercept. Grickx wiggles his fingers all creepy-like. Steamboat Willie goes up, up, and away! Jyessi…

Vons finally revealed his terrifying dreams to the rest of the party. Now it’s time to dig in and figure out how these things work and if we can use them for something cool! And let’s throw in an emotional betrayal for fun. Vons runs out of string. Grickx realizes someone missed a backstory cutscene.…

Did you know that sometimes people sleep? And they risk dreaming?? Every time they do it??? Today, we follow Vons in a cautionary tale about what happens when you take that risk. Vons hates on Elvish make. Jyessi doesn’t take “don’t worry about it” for an answer. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It’s always good to have a backup plan, so the party works on building themselves (and the citizenry) another escape route. As a bonus, they to get to visit with a few old friends! Steamboat shakes down. Vons is proud of what he’s accomplished. Grickx puts together a mandatory training. Wealdroa finds a way to…