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  • 059 – Tentakitten’s Day Out

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    The party’s separated and held hostage by tentacats (or possibly holding them hostage, depending on point of view). Except for Vons and Wealthy, who are merely held hostage by BELOVED NPC Gex’s snark. And rusty ladders. And their own curiosity. Wealthy finds a situation where she *will* charge in. Aracyne explains it’s not what it…

  • 058 – Pals in Perilous Places

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    The party struggles to find each other and escape their perilous situation in the lair of the tentacats. At the rate they’re going, they might not even get any treasure at the end of this! But then again, isn’t the real treasure the friends we made along the way? Wealthy jumps at shadows. Vons is…

  • 057 – Infiltrating the Hole

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    The party’s fight against the tentacat concludes! They’re down a few members, but they’re scrappy, and that’s what matters. Meanwhile, Vons and Wealthy try to figure out how to deal with being trapped in darkness, with a hungry creature breathing down their necks… Elara has financial concerns. Aracyne is in the void. Vons reads thiefenscratch.…

  • 056 – Goop

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    The battle against the cat of shadow and tentacles continues! With Aracyne missing, the rest of the party tries to keep it together, take down the creature that took her, and weather the effects the magic goop. It’s a stressful time inside the world’s worst lava lamp. Vons threads the needle. Wealthy can’t find the…

  • 055 – The Floor is Made of Magic

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    The party faces off against a giant, tentacled cat in a room full of molten magic. Spells fly, people are picked up by other people, and magic goop is collided with as the fight gets rolling. Wealthy didn’t watch Willy Wonka. Vons can’t read. Aracyne hears the ocean. Grickx frees his mind. Check us out…

  • 054 – Snake, It’s a Snake

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    The party descends down into the maintenance tunnels to follow Grickx’s investigation into the death of his friend. They actually remember to prepare this time, in flagrant disregard for on-site procurement SOP. They even remember to tell people where they’re going! They don’t get any codec frequencies, though. Wealthy experiences a fear in her heart.…

  • 053 – Apparently We Do Negotiate with Distillers

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    Aracyne meets with Nara, and tries to plea her case. Nara isn’t so easily moved, however, and will need some convincing. Meanwhile, the rest of the party has a perfectly pleasant time making new friends, training on their new gear, failing to understand business, and learning about the world around them. Wealthy takes a quick…

  • 052 – Sedition

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    The party has gathered together, and we join them as they discuss overthrowing the government. They, of course, have no reservations and are ready to engage in the most radical acts and do anything necessary to achieve their goals. Definitely. We also narrowly avoid at least one conversation about accounting. That’s something, right? Totally anticapitalist…

  • 051 – Montage 6: All Good Things Must End (After They Take Forever)

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    Our grand experiment in post-modern montage approaches its end. The party achieves some long-awaited goals and gains some new abilities. A sandwich atlatl is proposed. Most importantly, the Prophecy comes to pass. Grickx considers becoming a god. Wealthy bakes bread. Aracyne outlines the conditions under which she’d volunteer to be a practice target. Vons faces…

  • 050 – Montage 5: There Wasn’t Supposed To Be Plot

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    It’s our 50th episode! Thanks for sticking with us, and we hope you keep on enjoying our show for a long time to come. 😀 We approach the end of our Bold Experiment in Montage That Transcends the Medium (BEMTTM). The party tries doing new things, like moving shop, engaging in this thing known as…