The party’s in a sticky situation, but as long as they keep their heads about them and stay stealthy they might be able to get out of this. Maybe. I’m sure it’ll all go smoothly. But if it doesn’t, they can just go full action movie. You can’t lose, dear listener! Aracyne shows an opponent…

The party finally makes it to Reinyalango, and start their recon operation. There’s only so much they can do from high up on the cliffs surrounding the city, however, and soon they decide to do a quick infiltration to get some better intel. Aracyne learns knife safety is more difficult when you’re invisible. Wealthy wants…

It’s not every day you find yourselves in a divinely-hidden village where the sun is shining and there’s no Corruption to be found. The party handles it the way they usually do: heavy drinking and suspicion. Would you have it any other way? Wealthy doesn’t have any secrets. Elara blurs some boundaries. Grickx shows off…

The party’s established their base camp on the ground, so now it’s time to go out on their very first expedition! A romp down to a town by the sea, what could go wrong? It’s not like the world ended or anyth–oh, wait. Vons thinks traditional equipment is overrated. Aracyne passes notes in class. Grickx…

Having reunited with Professor Jenkins, the party sits down to ask him a few questions. And have more tea. Tea is important. Vons talks about a dream he had once. Aracyne questions a daring action. Grickx plans a road trip. Wealthy takes the lead. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party, along with their mini army, have a little sitdown with their new hosts to ask a few questions. Everything promptly gets…complex? Complex. Let’s go with that. Aracyne has tea. Vons finds a nice place to sit. Wealthy sees an old friend. Grickx chills. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party descends into a dark hatch on a corrupted planet to an uncertain fate. Beats going to work. Vons throws some dirt. Aracyne sticks her head through something. Grickx perceives the truth of reality. Wealthy’s reputation precedes her. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It’s the big day! The party heads down to the ground, beneath the storming clouds, away from everything they know and love, to try and find Professor Jenkins. Somebody’s desperate for co-author credit. Grickx demonstrates why they banned lawn darts. Vons pushes pills. Wealthy struggles to be brave. Aracyne sticks, branches, and trunks the landing.…