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  • 172 – Roc Hard Grabs

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    Ian

    The party faces down a roc, a hawk so enormous it eats horses as a snack. They’re each significantly smaller than horses, so it’ll probably just ignore them or be unable to catch them. I’m pretty sure that’s how that works! Jyessi gets slimed. Grickx does some fancy flying. Steamboat Willie provides first aid. Green…

  • XA06 – If Barnacles Could Fly

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    Ian

    Barnacles have invaded the mining base, and the crew heads in to rescue whoever they can! With varying degrees of enthusiasm. Oz gets spray foam everywhere. Damir makes someone depressed. Dr. Rae says a slur. Paul struggles with doors. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

  • 171 – More Sahara, Less Arizona

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    Ian

    The party pushes forward into the desert in an attempt to lose the Corrupted closing in on them. They’re going in with just the gear they have on them, and deserts are famously unforgiving places. How will they fare? Green Day Vons has opinions about religion. Steamboat Willie shares and cares. Jyessi grabs a quick…

  • XA05 – Fishing for Clues

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    Ian

    The crew works on jury-rigging a giant fusion reactor into a fusion engine, and makes plans to go examine the alien ruins. Are both dangerous? Absolutely. But what’s life without risk? Dr. Rae faces resistance. Damir provides enrichment. Oz picks up and drops rocks repeatedly. Paul freshens up. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

  • 170 – Steamboat Willie Rains Terror From Above

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    Ian

    Split into pairs and isolated among the watchtowers of the port, the party struggles to fight Corrupted creatures without their usual backup. They’ll have to think on their feet to get out of this one! Grickx slaps. Jyessi gets double-teamed. Green Day Vons puts his new skills to use. Wealthy makes swiss cheese. Green Day…

  • XA04 – Anything But the Metric System

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    Ian

    Attack of the killer space barnacles! The crew fights back with bravery, wits, and guns. Okay, *one* of those. Guess which one! Damir vibes out. Paul ponders Schrödinger’s walker. Dr. Rae prioritizes. Oz does his job better than the rest put together. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

  • 169 – Land, Hopefully!

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    Ian

    The party sails on towards Aea. Just a little further and they can finally get back on land, as long as everything goes smoothly. Don’t jinx it. Wait, what’s that in the ocean? Vons has a capital idea. Wealthy seeks calm. Greenday!Vons goes for a swim. Grickx leads from knee height. Jyessi lifts someone by…

  • XA03 – Don’t Lick the Space Cucumber

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    Ian

    The crew are beat up, along with the Martell. That won’t keep them from getting in a smaller, more-delicate ship to venture onto an alien world that’s exiting the system! They have to stop it, after all, and how hard can wrangling a rogue planetoid be? Damir pops their elbow. Oz suits up. Dr. Rae…

  • 168 – 5318008

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    Ian

    The party leaves the island life behind and heads out onto the ocean in their quest for Aea. The high seas grant time for self-reflection, bonding, and being consumed by terrible fears. How relaxing! Wealthy becomes an acrobat. Jyessi takes a long look. Vons compares forms of government. Grickx leaves an island behind. Check us…

  • XA02 – Backrubs and Amphetamines

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    Ian

    We rejoin the crew as they face down an onslaught of meteoroids threatening to smash the ship into stardust. There’s tricky piloting, weapon firing, and even taking calls! Damir transcends bluetooth. Oz pew pews. Dr. Rae analyzes tactically. Paul has a need for speed. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com