From the moment the desk walked into their lives, the party knew it was going to be trouble. But it had gorgeous hardware and a great set of legs. They couldn’t resist trying to get in its drawer. So they made their move, with all the subtlety of a crowbar. And that’s when everything went…

The party heads back down into the maintenance tunnels to search the facility nestled in the dark part of the grid, having now reached an agreement with the tentacats for permission to move through their territory. Turns out there’s rather a lot to find. Vons is *not* not all who wander. Aracyne has an almost-kiss.…

The party crawls their way back out of the maintenance tunnels to try and recharge before another day of descending into the deeps. Not everything that happens in the tunnels stays in the tunnels, however, and they find they have to deal with some rather sticky consequences. Also, donuts! Wealthy has impure thoughts. Vons has…

The party may be safe, but with tentacats you can never be sure. Especially when they keep saying you’re food. Negotiations continue as the promised supplies arrive on the scene, along with a few unexpected guests. Vons is invisible in social situations. Grickx sends someone to the Shadow Realm. Aracyne has Too Much of a…

The party struggles to find each other and escape their perilous situation in the lair of the tentacats. At the rate they’re going, they might not even get any treasure at the end of this! But then again, isn’t the real treasure the friends we made along the way? Wealthy jumps at shadows. Vons is…

The party’s fight against the tentacat concludes! They’re down a few members, but they’re scrappy, and that’s what matters. Meanwhile, Vons and Wealthy try to figure out how to deal with being trapped in darkness, with a hungry creature breathing down their necks… Elara has financial concerns. Aracyne is in the void. Vons reads thiefenscratch.…

The battle against the cat of shadow and tentacles continues! With Aracyne missing, the rest of the party tries to keep it together, take down the creature that took her, and weather the effects the magic goop. It’s a stressful time inside the world’s worst lava lamp. Vons threads the needle. Wealthy can’t find the…

The party faces off against a giant, tentacled cat in a room full of molten magic. Spells fly, people are picked up by other people, and magic goop is collided with as the fight gets rolling. Wealthy didn’t watch Willy Wonka. Vons can’t read. Aracyne hears the ocean. Grickx frees his mind. Check us out…