The party pulls together as Steamboat Willie takes flight with his handmade glider. They’re the sort of friends that you can call at 3 a.m. for help and you know they’ll come…right? Steamboat Willie touches the heavens. Vons snoozes. Grickx lives out a fantasy. Cool Vons goes out on the town. Jyessi piles in. Wealthy…

It’s time for the party to decide how to spend those valuable hours between the end of the work day and slumber. Maybe they’ll work out and do the dishes? Or go to the library to learn about abhorrent magical practices. That works too. Vons has disparaging opinions about children. Grickx listens to the needs…

The party works hard to do a good job on Grickx’s first day as the new Overseer of Engineering. It’s time to learn the ropes, see if the previous person left behind any good snacks in their desk, and read the employee handbook. And learn terrible secrets! Vons pressgangs himself into service. Jyessi gatekeeps. Cool…

The party gets back together, and Grickx reveals his master plan to deal with the pressures of his new position. Everyone is suitably impressed and has no doubts at all. Oh, and it’s time for a certain long-awaited introduction… Grickx prepares to zag on ’em. Cool Vons bullrushes illiteracy. Jyessi dares to do better. Vons…

While Grickx cools his heels in a jail cell, the rest of the party goes with Agent Pearl to get the down low on what’s been happening on the Arx since they left. Turns out, it’s quite a lot. Grickx welcomes visitors. Vons notices the missing piece. Jyessi embodies a side table. Steamboat Willie theorizes…

The party’s tragically split between drinking, reuniting with loved ones, and getting arrested. Life tests us all in different ways. Wealthy insists she’s got it handled. Gatsby compares and contrasts. Steamboat Willie notices something is missing. Grickx is the bigger kobold. Vons attempts introspection. Jyessi writes a note. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Welcome, new listeners! This is the start of a new arc and we’ve done our best to include recaps and extra context so you can jump on here without needing to archive binge. We hope you enjoy the ride. The party makes it back to the Arx after a slightly wonky teleport, and it’s time…