Negotiations have broken down, mostly due to fireballs. The Corruption takes exception to this behavior and makes its displeasure known. Wealthy goes airborne. Cool Vons gets tactical. Steamboat Willie renounces his privilege. Jyessi, Grickx, and Prime Vons probably have a very nice time off-camera. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com Also, our 200th episode…

The party attempts diplomacy with a giant corrupted creature wielding a sword taller than most people. It’s a bold move, I’ll give them that. Cool Vons does a cool slide. Steamboat Willie channels the Big Dog shirts of his youth. Wealthy shares a hypothesis. Jyessi plays lockdown games. Grickx gets an odd feeling. Vons has…

The party is hunkered down against the storm outside, but they can’t stay in one place forever. Half the party tries to find the other half. The other half makes a break for it. Steamboat Willie is ready to go pro. Cool Vons gets a grip. Wealthy yells “representative!” at the customer service line. Grickx…

The party puts on the Steamboat Willie Rescue Fun Time Revue! One portion of the party tries to escort him down the mountain, the other tries to go up to meet them, and the CK tries very hard to avoid talking to themselves. Cool Vons pokes at pottery. Steamboat Willie sees a bird. Wealthy sneaks…

The party tries to find each other during a treacherous lockdown, winding their way through the wilderness of caves and old maintenance tunnels in the top portion of the mountain. But certain creatures have made their home there, and won’t make it easy for them. Steamboat Willie finds a fish. Wealthy pulls a Superman. Cool…

The party pulls together as Steamboat Willie takes flight with his handmade glider. They’re the sort of friends that you can call at 3 a.m. for help and you know they’ll come…right? Steamboat Willie touches the heavens. Vons snoozes. Grickx lives out a fantasy. Cool Vons goes out on the town. Jyessi piles in. Wealthy…

It’s time for the party to decide how to spend those valuable hours between the end of the work day and slumber. Maybe they’ll work out and do the dishes? Or go to the library to learn about abhorrent magical practices. That works too. Vons has disparaging opinions about children. Grickx listens to the needs…

The party works hard to do a good job on Grickx’s first day as the new Overseer of Engineering. It’s time to learn the ropes, see if the previous person left behind any good snacks in their desk, and read the employee handbook. And learn terrible secrets! Vons pressgangs himself into service. Jyessi gatekeeps. Cool…

The party gets back together, and Grickx reveals his master plan to deal with the pressures of his new position. Everyone is suitably impressed and has no doubts at all. Oh, and it’s time for a certain long-awaited introduction… Grickx prepares to zag on ’em. Cool Vons bullrushes illiteracy. Jyessi dares to do better. Vons…

While Grickx cools his heels in a jail cell, the rest of the party goes with Agent Pearl to get the down low on what’s been happening on the Arx since they left. Turns out, it’s quite a lot. Grickx welcomes visitors. Vons notices the missing piece. Jyessi embodies a side table. Steamboat Willie theorizes…