The party is going to get this core locked down or die trying. Let’s see which one they go with. Cool Vons has that mid-air energy. Jyessi ponders reaction intensity. Wealdroa warms up. Grickx drives the magic bus. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. The diagram mentioned in our episode is up on…

The core proves resistant to the party’s attempts to fix it, but they won’t let a little magical bolt of energy here and there get them down! Unless it kills them. I guess they’d be pretty down if that happened. Best not to get hit, then. Easy! Jyessi slices and dices. Cool Vons does a…

Into the core! It’s finally time to see the heart of the Arx, and what can be done to maintain it. It probably just needs a little spackle and some fresh paint, right? Maybe a dusting? Grickx faces his greatest maintenance challenge yet. Wealdroa and gravity duel once again. Cool Vons bodyguards. Jyessi makes a…

After finding out that The Great Wizard Dave has come down with a rather nasty case of skeleton-itis, the party gets ready to wreck his graduation orb. And possibly steal his bones. No respect, these people. Wealdroa tries to resist peer pressure. Cool Vons infodumps. Grickx makes sure there’s no pressure, man. Jyessi cuts the…

The secondary facility is back online and it’s time to find the Great Wizard Dave. And more importantly, meet back up with Grickx and Steamboat! Grickx is back, baby! Vons finds a shiny. Jyessi knows how to talk to teens. Cool Vons wants to know what’s hot and what’s not. Steamboat Willie knows the rules…

Each party member sees their reflection in the eyes of the Nonocculus. There’s a brief moment of eye contact, where it seems the two sides of this fight might finally understand each other and find peace. It shoots deadly magic at them, instead. Cool Vons sets fire on fire. Wealdroa feels sick. Jyessi gets hype.…

The party tries to regroup, which is going to be tricky given three of the four of them are holed up behind barricades. Good communication is the only thing that can save them. …They’re doomed. Original Recipe Vons makes some noise. Wealdroa pokes something with a stick. Jyessi needs to work on her scene framing.…

The dreaded creature gives chase! To one squad. The others, meanwhile, bravely take advantage of the distraction and keep exploring to figure this place out. Clearly equally perilous situations. Weldroa goes down the hatch. Cool Vons has a very close encounter. Jyessi doesn’t sugar coat the truth. OG Vons is an old man. Check us…

The split party moves swift and silent as they search the facility for clues on how to get it back up and running, all while being stalked by sinister creatures. Or, at least, they try to. OG Vons tries to build a sense of safety. Jyessi hears a chorus cry out. Weldroa frets about friends.…