Tag: Xeno Attribute

  • XA13 – So Long, and Sorry to All the Fish

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    The crew’s made their decision, risking their credits and careers in the process. Now to see if they made the right call, doomed themselves, or if the situation spins wildly out of control in a brand new direction! Dr. Rae submits a paper. Damir sends email. Paul has a business proposition. Oz reveals his dark…

  • XA12 – Reading the Vibes

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    The crew is being threatened by eco-fascists! Who are also asking for the crew to trust them? These negotiations are off to a fantastic start. Dr. Rae tries to mind meld with a rock. Damir decides on the death penalty. Oz hears the harmony of the spheres. Paul just wants to get paid. Check us…

  • XA11 – Where There’s a Willis, There’s A Way

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    The crew gets the planetoid moving back towards useful space. Do they have a plan to stop it once it’s there? Eh, one thing at a time. Paul’s legend grows. Dr. Rae asks for peer review. Oz channels Scully. Damir introduces a new ISO standard unit. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

  • XA10 – Hole

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    The crew is set to retreat to safety with the miners in tow. One of them does something incredibly stupid instead. Paul forgets to mute his mic. Dr. Rae gets a 10 from the Russian judge. Oz wins at a crane game. Damir brings out the classroom TV cart. Check us out online! We’re at…

  • XA09 – Slurping the Worm Juice

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    It’s on to the labs and the mining site, and the crew tries to stay sharp as the stress burrows into their minds. Much like a barnacle might burrow into their organs if they drop their guard for even a second! Oz has a big heart. Paul makes a problem for Future Paul. Damir loses…

  • XA08 – Priorities

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    The crew arrives at the infirmary to find scared miners who are desperate for help. They, of course, handle it with professionalism and in no way embarrassingly undermine their own authority. Damir technically gets repaired. Dr. Rae has his research rudely interrupted by patients. Paul takes the scenic route rather than turning around. Oz thinks…

  • XA07 – Malfeasance of God

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    The crew catches their breath in the administrative offices and plans what to do next. It’s a shame no breather can last forever. They push on towards the infirmary, and all the dangers along the way. Damir calculates acceptable losses. Oz gets gripped. Dr. Rae knows corporate policy. Paul scrapes the paint. Check us out…

  • XA06 – If Barnacles Could Fly

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    Barnacles have invaded the mining base, and the crew heads in to rescue whoever they can! With varying degrees of enthusiasm. Oz gets spray foam everywhere. Damir makes someone depressed. Dr. Rae says a slur. Paul struggles with doors. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

  • XA05 – Fishing for Clues

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    The crew works on jury-rigging a giant fusion reactor into a fusion engine, and makes plans to go examine the alien ruins. Are both dangerous? Absolutely. But what’s life without risk? Dr. Rae faces resistance. Damir provides enrichment. Oz picks up and drops rocks repeatedly. Paul freshens up. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

  • XA04 – Anything But the Metric System

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    Attack of the killer space barnacles! The crew fights back with bravery, wits, and guns. Okay, *one* of those. Guess which one! Damir vibes out. Paul ponders Schrödinger’s walker. Dr. Rae prioritizes. Oz does his job better than the rest put together. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute