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Tag: Tabletop RPG

  • SA011 – Halloween Special 2024!

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    Ian

    It’s spooky season once again, and that means it’s time for our Halloween special! The party finds themselves not where they’re supposed to be, with their bodies transformed. The solution? Candy! Grickx summons a horde. Jyessi makes people uncomfortable with basic facts. Wealthy sees a picture. Vons weaponizes water. Check us out online! We’re at…

  • 175 – Hidden Valley

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    Ian

    The party’s finally made it to their goal: a hidden valley teeming with bee colonies, where they can get the honey they desperately need for their attempts to cure the Corruption. They just need to find a way inside. Steamboat Willie gets +2 to Cool. Jyessi pokes at something with a stick. Wealthy is driven…

  • XA09 – Slurping the Worm Juice

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    Ian

    It’s on to the labs and the mining site, and the crew tries to stay sharp as the stress burrows into their minds. Much like a barnacle might burrow into their organs if they drop their guard for even a second! Oz has a big heart. Paul makes a problem for Future Paul. Damir loses…

  • 174 – Discombobulating Diplomatic Relations

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    Ian

    The party approaches the temple in Eddaru looking for answers (and maybe snacks). All they have to do is ask the right questions. Green Day Vons finds something familiar. Jyessi has a nervous breakdown. Grickx demands a simple answer. Steamboat Willie is presumably present. Wealthy takes charge and it rules. Check us out online! We’re…

  • XA08 – Priorities

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    Ian

    The crew arrives at the infirmary to find scared miners who are desperate for help. They, of course, handle it with professionalism and in no way embarrassingly undermine their own authority. Damir technically gets repaired. Dr. Rae has his research rudely interrupted by patients. Paul takes the scenic route rather than turning around. Oz thinks…

  • 173 – Ston Cat

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    Ian

    The party has to take out the roc before it makes off with Wealthy in its clutches! Jyessi takes a dust bath. Green Day Vons is thirsty. Grickx gives someone a ride. Steamboat Willie throws his sword. Wealthy hits 0% charge. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

  • XA07 – Malfeasance of God

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    Ian

    The crew catches their breath in the administrative offices and plans what to do next. It’s a shame no breather can last forever. They push on towards the infirmary, and all the dangers along the way. Damir calculates acceptable losses. Oz gets gripped. Dr. Rae knows corporate policy. Paul scrapes the paint. Check us out…

  • 172 – Roc Hard Grabs

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    Ian

    The party faces down a roc, a hawk so enormous it eats horses as a snack. They’re each significantly smaller than horses, so it’ll probably just ignore them or be unable to catch them. I’m pretty sure that’s how that works! Jyessi gets slimed. Grickx does some fancy flying. Steamboat Willie provides first aid. Green…

  • XA06 – If Barnacles Could Fly

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    Ian

    Barnacles have invaded the mining base, and the crew heads in to rescue whoever they can! With varying degrees of enthusiasm. Oz gets spray foam everywhere. Damir makes someone depressed. Dr. Rae says a slur. Paul struggles with doors. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

  • 171 – More Sahara, Less Arizona

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    Ian

    The party pushes forward into the desert in an attempt to lose the Corrupted closing in on them. They’re going in with just the gear they have on them, and deserts are famously unforgiving places. How will they fare? Green Day Vons has opinions about religion. Steamboat Willie shares and cares. Jyessi grabs a quick…