The party heads out into Triassic Playland for a sedate tour in state of the art EVs. All everyone needs for the day to go well is for the electricity to stay on and, preferably, for the weather to stay nice! Wait, what are those ominous clouds doing on the horizon? Grickx throws off the…

We had a player down so it’s time for an acting. Welcome to…Triassic Playland! As you can tell by the title, it’s even *more* majestic than the original. Strap in as everyone gets to pet the dinosaurs and have a nice time. Definitely that. Wealthy glistens sexily. Grickx threatens a child. Jyessi’s ovaries explode. Gex…

Everyone levels up to 11! Spells are chosen, hit dice are rolled, and a lot of wandering conversation is had along the way. Heads up that this level up session is extremely meandering! If you’d rather just get a short summary of people’s level up choices, we’ll be sure to quickly go over everything at…

We finish out Punch Buddies Club(house)! There is: a twist. Also, violence! Vons only wants what’s best for his buddy. Jyessi feels left out. Driving goes poorly for everyone. Gex is something beautiful. Philadelphia makes an appearance. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Our Halloween episode should be out later this week!

We’re taking a quick break from our regularly-scheduled adventure due to irregular schedules! In its stead we present another fine Acting for your enjoyment. I’m sure you’ll never guess what it is from the title. Jyessi is defined by stuff. Vons is so cool he gives Cool Vons a run for his money. Lucky gives…

We conclude The Number Grid! With the lobby successfully conquered, Shades and Trio take flight to rescue Mephistopheles. Will the pair reach them before Agent Blacksmith can break them and get the access codes to The Narrows? Who will turn out to be The Guy? How far off the rails can the plot go in…

The Number Grid continues! The party is heading to meet Delphi and find out if Shades truly is The Guy. What will she see in his future? Jyessi knows what’s a thing. Grickx misuses cleaning equipment. Wealthy channels the power of anime. Vons has his mouth full. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

We take a break from our regularly-scheduled delve towards the core to do an acting! Fan Favorite Gex directs as we tell the story of Mr. Grickx Koboldson, a simple computer programmer… Grickx is like woah. Wealthy makes heart eyes at a professional level. Jyessi gives directions. Vons wears a white suit. Check us out…