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Tag: Secondary Attribute

  • SA012 – Primary Attribute Presents: A Touch of Magic (Solstice Special 2024!)

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    Ian

    It’s time for our 2024 Solstice Special, everyone! This year, we join Wealthy as she heads back to her childhood home for the holiday with family and friends. She’s not feeling the spirit of the season, but maybe with a little help from her friends (and a touch of magic) the solstice spirit can bloom…

  • SA011 – Halloween Special 2024!

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    Ian

    It’s spooky season once again, and that means it’s time for our Halloween special! The party finds themselves not where they’re supposed to be, with their bodies transformed. The solution? Candy! Grickx summons a horde. Jyessi makes people uncomfortable with basic facts. Wealthy sees a picture. Vons weaponizes water. Check us out online! We’re at…

  • SA010 – A Bit Of Light Reading

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    Ian

    (The cast has had a lot of Life Stuff happen all at once recently, which has affected our recording schedule. So no standard episode this week, though fear not, those will be back soon! Instead we offer some fine, fine bonus content for your listening pleasure.) Once upon a time, an old elvish man with…

  • SA009 – Solstice Special 2023!

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    Ian

    It’s time for our 2023 (Winter) Solstice Special! The party’s been cursed with some last-minute gift shopping, and things quickly get even more complicated than the usual weighing of potential jail time versus your child’s disappointment as you knife fight over the last Playstation. Grickx ruminates on loofahs. Vons engages in some 1st grade science.…

  • SA008 – Halloween Special 2023!

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    Ian

    The party wakes up to find the Arx abandoned and slowly falling to the ground. It’s not ideal! So they set forth to fix things and get the Arx back to normal, with the help of the most magical substance of all. Grickx laps up some milk. Wealthy gardens aggressively. Aracyne has an Entrapment moment.…

  • SA007 – Episode 105 Special Preview!

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    Ian

    Hey everyone! This is the second week of our two week hiatus from full-size episodes. To tide you over, please have this fun little preview of our next episode, 105, where the party is going to make it the ground or die trying. I’m sure they’ll be fine? Yeah, let’s go with that. See you…

  • SA006 – Leveling to 6!

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    Ian

    Hey all, we’re taking a quick two week hiatus to rebuild our recording buffer and give ourselves a bit of a breather after life came at a few of us quite fast lately. There won’t be a full-sized episode this week or next week, but we didn’t want to leave you high and dry. So…

  • SA005 – Solstice Special 2022!

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    Ian

    It’s our second Winter Solstice episode! Yay! On the longest night of the year, the party finds that the children of the Arx aren’t getting their presents. So our heroes leap into action to save the Solstice, even if it means negotiating with their most hated enemies. For the children! Aracyne sings a little song.…

  • SA004 – Halloween Special 2022!

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    Ian

    It’s time for our second annual Halloween special! We’re old enough to have annual traditions now! Aaaaaaa! Wealthy wakes up. Things go downhill from there. Wealthy is trapped in a metal box. Wealthy is tied down. Wealthy is trapped in a metal box. Wealthy hears singing. Wealthy is trapped in a metal box. Wealthy doesn’t…

  • SA003 – Solstice Special 2021!

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    Ian

    It’s our 2021 Solstice Special! Or whatever winter-ish holiday of your choice! This solstice we would like to formally invite you to attend a party at the home of Grickx and Wealthy. There will be dinner, drinks, the airing of grievances, white oliphant games, and general merrymaking! All you have to do is bring yourself.…