The party…doesn’t show up in this week’s episode! :O We realized that the Corruption’s creation myth a few episodes back was presented in a really confusing way. So this week we’re bringing you a hopefully-clearer and expanded version of the myth. This will also be the version Grickx received, retroactively, so all the player characters…

The party levels up! Twice! We take a little breather to power up everyone’s characters and get ready for the next arc of the campaign now that they’ve made it back to the Arx. Vons chooses mobility over being good with his tongue. Aracyne is able to take a few more hits. Grickx dreams up…

The party’s finally in a position to do some Science! Time to see what they can learn about how to treat the Corruption. Maybe they’ll discover something previous researchers didn’t… Aracyne leads a deep breathing exercise. Wealthy keeps everyone in line. Vons knows that the gods gave him two perfectly fine spreaders already. Grickx has…

*Content Warning*: Discussions of torture and non-consensual medical experimentation. The party pauses and realizes there might be some ethical issues with their master plan. Debate ensues. Aracyne doesn’t see the problem. Grickx is solutions-oriented. Vons wants to preserve his customer base. Wealthy takes a stand, and it’s incredible. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party keeps exploring the underground settlement they’ve found themselves in, and ponder asking the well another question. Oh, and panic about Grickx’s unconsciousness. There’s also that. Grickx uses a quill. Aracyne breaks the news. Wealthy administers first aid. Vons finds a tasty snack. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com You too can finally…

We take a moment to dive inside Grickx’s mind in a special episode! He’s going to solve his own insanity, brought on by his psychic contact with the Corruption, or die trying. Hahaha, the CK wouldn’t actually kill him if he died in his mind, right? …Right? Grickx irrigates some dirt. The CK gives at…

The party heads out from the hidden village to recover their satellite lab teammates and get down to studying the Corruption. It’s just a few days travel through the woods. Surely nothing interesting or unexpected will happen. What is this, some sort of collaborative improvised narrative? Grickx wells well enough. Vons gets annoyed at an…

The party spends some time exploring the village nestled away in the narrows, hidden from the Corruption that roams the earth. It’s a chance to tell stories, trade information, and finally find someone as grossed out by the idea of eating insects as Erin is. Wealthy cooks an onion. Vons gets an F in basic…

The party has been safely guided by Jelsum Squab to a hidden village in the woods that has somehow survived the corruption all these years. Now it’s time to make new friends. God help them. Vons eyes market expansion. Aracyne has a limited social vocabulary. Grickx growls grumpily. Wealthy needs a towel. Check us out…