Note to new listeners: Hey, if you’re new this is like the start of our Season 2, if we did seasons! This or the next episode are solid jumping off points if you don’t want to binge the archive. This would be the cold open and the next episode would be the first scene of…

We finish our time skip! The party goes and does their best to wrap up their long-term investigations as the clock runs down. Will Aracyne get her grandfather’s trust? Will Vons get the brewery up and running? Will Grickx manage to keep his honeypot scheme going? Will Wealthy ever manage to actually kiss the girl…

We start our time skip as the party levels up to 5! They figure out what they’re going to do with all that copious free time when they’re not training their asses off. Breweries are built (finally), dating is failed at, and clandestine operations are continued. Turns out time management is the greatest adventure of…

The party heads down to the Department of Investigations with their arrested, handsome, and/or unconscious rogues and tries to get some answers. What they find out rocks them to their core. Vons feels the gravity of the situation. Aracyne drops off a delivery. Grickx puts the pieces together. Wealthy struggles with setting priorities. Bartholomew commits…

Aracyne and Grickx are pinned down as they attempt to get back to the city from Dr. Groves’s lab. Are the approaching people friend or foe? And, more importantly, are they attractive??? Meanwhile, Vons and Wealthy have a slumber party. Wealthy doesn’t consider jurisdiction. Aracyne’s a chill bro. Grickx forgets all about opsec. Vons yawns.…

The party investigates the whereabouts of one Professor Jenkins. They also try to recover the strange machine from Dr. Groves’s lab. Shit’s heavy, y’know? Grickx blows something up. Vons gives someone a discount. Aracyne gets a hug from a sucker. Wealthy finds vintage clothes. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/ Fun fact! Turns out…

After collaboratively looting Dr. Groves’s office, the party engages in capitalism by going shopping. And then argues about capitalist labor practices. We’re on-brand, y’know? Aracyne goes hard on an accent. Grickx leaves a message. Wealthy assembles a tower of knowledge. Vons tries to inspire The Youth. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/

Plots and schemes brew at the brewery when the party meets late at night to catch up with each other’s progress. They hatch a plan. Turns out, not everyone agrees with that plan, and one of them decides to take matters into their own hands. Grickx pulls a wire. Aracyne gets the spray bottle. Wealthy’s…

The legal trials are over so now the party gets back to what they do best: spying, sleeping, and freaking out about their relationships. Grickx almost forgets something. Aracyne engages in mail tampering. Vons sleeps, perchance to dream. Wealthy gets book-blocked. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/

It’s time for Wealthy to go to court! The party has her story all figured out and the inspector’s accepted it, so it should all be smooth sailing. She might not even get executed for trespassing! As long as no one interrupts the proceedings… Wealthy gives a speech about injustice. Grickx objects to the judge’s…