Archives: Episode

  • 015 – The Descent

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    The party descends into the maintenance levels, escorted by Elara and Green of Defended Delves. Parts are scavenged, poop mold is gathered, and a surprise awaits them in the sewer levels. Aracyne goes incognito and fears entrapment. Vons gathers ingredients and is surprisingly level-headed. Wealthy runs into an old acquaintance and learns some new things…

  • 014 – The Dating Game (Part 2)

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    If you haven’t listened to the previous episode, we heavily recommend you start there! This is essentially the second half of one very long episode. Half the party wraps up their dates while the other half continue to work on self-actualization. Sort of. Vons tries to keep his shit together, despite having zero chill, on…

  • 013 – The Dating Game (Part 1)

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    It’s date time! As Vons and Aracyne get ready for their respective dates, Grickx and Wealthy do their best to go about their daily lives. Vons learns what a brush is. Aracyne dresses to match the lichen. Grickx tries to have hobbies and finds a lead on an upgraded arm. Wealthy works on a terrible…

  • 012 – Eat, Cockroach, Love

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    BOY HOWDY we hope you like worldbuilding, Seattle references, and fox flirting. Romance is in the air and bugs are intentionally on the plates at The Dumpster this fine evening as the party spots an attractive vixen. Aracyne makes the group some new friends, wingmans erratically, and shares some family troubles. Vons maybe gets a…

  • 011 – Elven Privilege

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    The party finds the source of the explosion and those responsible for it. They also engage in a light discussion about overthrowing their entire society. Wealthy finally gets to use her degree. Grickx takes someone else’s device for himself. Vons demands another alchemist’s research and bonds with Aracyne despite his best efforts. Aracyne has complicated…

  • 010 – No Nachos

    The party commits the greatest crime of all, delaying nachos, in order to find the source of the explosion that rocked their world. Aracyne gets to use her special talent. Wealthy does a badass vault. Vons is made to stay quiet and to not have nachos. Grickx muddles through without his tools. Check us out…

  • 009 – Gendered Clothing is for Other Fantasy Universes

    Making new friends and evening plans as an adult is hard! Luckily, our friendly neighborhood socialite is on the case. Aracyne has Wealthy consult on an ugly hat, leaves a message for Vons with a new acquaintance, and has coffee with Grickx. Later, they all go out for drinks. Check us out online! We’re at…

  • 008 – Downtime

    In the wake of their last adventure, the party goes about their daily lives. Wealthy goes to the library. Vons meets with his alchemical ingredient hookup and retraces his steps. Grickx and the inspector catch up. Aracyne gets blasted. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/

  • 007 – Busting the Joint

    The party retreats to go get some responsible adults, and then try to bust a speakeasy full of rich and powerful people. It goes about as well as you’d expect. Vons hangs back. Grickx gets patched up. Wealthy gets awkward. Aracyne blows up her own spot. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/

  • 006 – Career Counseling

    The party is discovered, and quickly things turn to blows as they fight to survive in the most dangerous of places, a distillery. Wealthy discovers the terror of magic. Vons makes for a very bad doctor. Grickx presses on against all odds. Aracyne gives career advice. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com