It’s a long night for the party as they grapple somewhat bravely with their ongoing struggles. We pick up right where we left off, with fights, nightmares, getting laid, and Gex… Grickx examines a bookshelf. Wealthy finds her rope. Vons commits violence to vases. Aracyne listens to her grandfather. Check us out online! We’re at…

The night isn’t over yet as the party moves in on Corva. Or at least one of them is making moves on her. The others are sleeping peacefully, like cowards. Though that doesn’t last long! Grickx acts on impulse. Aracyne gets a cookie. Vons is on the beach. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/…

The party’s stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also spoiler warning for Jurassic Park III (2001), of all things. Wealthy dreams of home. Grickx takes a nap. Aracyne has a check-in. Vons comes knocking.…

The party finishes planning, and gets down to business. The business of a little lighthearted surveillance in the dangerous outdoors. Vons gets out his blanket. Aracyne proposes a novel strategy for leaving one’s job. Grickx grills an ally to determine their true allegiance. Wealthy gets a weave. Check us out online! We’re at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party figures some shit out. Like what they want to do with their lives! Y’know, little simple easy things like that. Vons shirks paternal responsibility. Aracyne wants to restrict access to books. Wealthy asks someone for the small favor of treason. Grickx just needs someone to be his Spiro Agnew. The time paradox makes…

The party finishes recuperating from their latest misadventure, and learns some new things about everyone’s favorite magic goop. Also, personal financial anxiety! Keeping it relevant over here. Wealthy has a shoulder-based epiphany. Vons has something in common with baby boomers. Grickx doesn’t need JSTOR. Aracyne has The Talk. The CK manages to fail to do…

The party drags their injured members to the clinic to get patched up and recover. While they’re there, a social kerfuffle breaks out, they take advantage of local expertise, and a member attempts petty theft. Later, politics are discussed with someone’s mom. Aracyne misses an important introduction. Wealthy up and moves. Vons is a single…

From the moment the desk walked into their lives, the party knew it was going to be trouble. But it had gorgeous hardware and a great set of legs. They couldn’t resist trying to get in its drawer. So they made their move, with all the subtlety of a crowbar. And that’s when everything went…

The party heads back down into the maintenance tunnels to search the facility nestled in the dark part of the grid, having now reached an agreement with the tentacats for permission to move through their territory. Turns out there’s rather a lot to find. Vons is *not* not all who wander. Aracyne has an almost-kiss.…