The party’s holed up in an extra dimensional space and has six hours to figure out what to do about the army of shadow creatures outside or they’re toast. Tick tock. Grickx sits on a bench. Aracyne sticks an eye out. Wealthy reminds everyone she can cast more than Magic Missile. Vons gets some on-camera…

The party’s captured one of the corrupted creatures and now tries to make good their escape. They have to outrun a tireless army through unfamiliar territory. It’s a lot, but they’re determined, and that counts for something. Aracyne yeets. Wealthy fails to wake someone up. Elara makes small talk. Grickx takes a hell of a…

After managing a successful retreat from the seaside fortress, the party regroups and tries a new strategy to corner and capture one of the Corrupted creatures. Scouting parties are arranged, traps are set, and Wealthy is questioned about her relationship status because she can never have a moment’s respite. Wealthy blushes hard enough to start…

The party’s quickly learning that exfiltration is a whole skillset unto itself. Luckily they’re good at learning on the job, because shit’s about to go sideways. Grickx gives a spanking. Aracyne does her best to be inconspicuous. Wealthy gives in to low-brow humor. Elara falls. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party’s in a sticky situation, but as long as they keep their heads about them and stay stealthy they might be able to get out of this. Maybe. I’m sure it’ll all go smoothly. But if it doesn’t, they can just go full action movie. You can’t lose, dear listener! Aracyne shows an opponent…

The party finally makes it to Reinyalango, and start their recon operation. There’s only so much they can do from high up on the cliffs surrounding the city, however, and soon they decide to do a quick infiltration to get some better intel. Aracyne learns knife safety is more difficult when you’re invisible. Wealthy wants…

It’s not every day you find yourselves in a divinely-hidden village where the sun is shining and there’s no Corruption to be found. The party handles it the way they usually do: heavy drinking and suspicion. Would you have it any other way? Wealthy doesn’t have any secrets. Elara blurs some boundaries. Grickx shows off…

The party’s established their base camp on the ground, so now it’s time to go out on their very first expedition! A romp down to a town by the sea, what could go wrong? It’s not like the world ended or anyth–oh, wait. Vons thinks traditional equipment is overrated. Aracyne passes notes in class. Grickx…

Having reunited with Professor Jenkins, the party sits down to ask him a few questions. And have more tea. Tea is important. Vons talks about a dream he had once. Aracyne questions a daring action. Grickx plans a road trip. Wealthy takes the lead. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party, along with their mini army, have a little sitdown with their new hosts to ask a few questions. Everything promptly gets…complex? Complex. Let’s go with that. Aracyne has tea. Vons finds a nice place to sit. Wealthy sees an old friend. Grickx chills. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com