Xeno Attribute

Our First Spin-Off Show

So you know how sometimes you're dating someone, and you kinda want to spend your life with them, but you don't wanna stop... "rolling new characters" yet?

This is Xeno Attribute. Our fresh spin on the old orbit. The intention here is to feature new player combinations in completely different scenarios, using a new system, in a much smaller form factor. Expect faster leveling, a shorter story arc, sharper twists, and player characters as disposable as tissue paper!

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XA13 – So Long, and Sorry to All the Fish
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  • XA13 - So Long, and Sorry to All the Fish

    XA13 – So Long, and Sorry to All the Fish

    Dec 18, 2024 • 55:28

    The crew’s made their decision, risking their credits and careers in the process. Now to see if they made the right call, doomed themselves, or if the situation spins wildly out of control in a brand new direction! Dr. Rae submits a paper. Damir sends email. Paul has a business…

  • XA12 - Reading the Vibes

    XA12 – Reading the Vibes

    Dec 4, 2024 • 1:24:34

    The crew is being threatened by eco-fascists! Who are also asking for the crew to trust them? These negotiations are off to a fantastic start. Dr. Rae tries to mind meld with a rock. Damir decides on the death penalty. Oz hears the harmony of the spheres. Paul just wants…

  • XA11 - Where There's a Willis, There's A Way

    XA11 – Where There’s a Willis, There’s A Way

    Nov 20, 2024 • 55:19

    The crew gets the planetoid moving back towards useful space. Do they have a plan to stop it once it’s there? Eh, one thing at a time. Paul’s legend grows. Dr. Rae asks for peer review. Oz channels Scully. Damir introduces a new ISO standard unit. Check us out online!…

  • XA10 - Hole

    XA10 – Hole

    Nov 8, 2024 • 1:08:33

    The crew is set to retreat to safety with the miners in tow. One of them does something incredibly stupid instead. Paul forgets to mute his mic. Dr. Rae gets a 10 from the Russian judge. Oz wins at a crane game. Damir brings out the classroom TV cart. Check…

  • XA09 - Slurping the Worm Juice

    XA09 – Slurping the Worm Juice

    Oct 16, 2024 • 1:22:40

    It’s on to the labs and the mining site, and the crew tries to stay sharp as the stress burrows into their minds. Much like a barnacle might burrow into their organs if they drop their guard for even a second! Oz has a big heart. Paul makes a problem…

  • XA08 - Priorities

    XA08 – Priorities

    Oct 2, 2024 • 1:11:49

    The crew arrives at the infirmary to find scared miners who are desperate for help. They, of course, handle it with professionalism and in no way embarrassingly undermine their own authority. Damir technically gets repaired. Dr. Rae has his research rudely interrupted by patients. Paul takes the scenic route rather…

  • XA07 - Malfeasance of God

    XA07 – Malfeasance of God

    Sep 20, 2024 • 1:08:37

    The crew catches their breath in the administrative offices and plans what to do next. It’s a shame no breather can last forever. They push on towards the infirmary, and all the dangers along the way. Damir calculates acceptable losses. Oz gets gripped. Dr. Rae knows corporate policy. Paul scrapes…

  • XA06 - If Barnacles Could Fly

    XA06 – If Barnacles Could Fly

    Sep 4, 2024 • 1:32:11

    Barnacles have invaded the mining base, and the crew heads in to rescue whoever they can! With varying degrees of enthusiasm. Oz gets spray foam everywhere. Damir makes someone depressed. Dr. Rae says a slur. Paul struggles with doors. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

  • XA05 - Fishing for Clues

    XA05 – Fishing for Clues

    Aug 21, 2024 • 59:33

    The crew works on jury-rigging a giant fusion reactor into a fusion engine, and makes plans to go examine the alien ruins. Are both dangerous? Absolutely. But what’s life without risk? Dr. Rae faces resistance. Damir provides enrichment. Oz picks up and drops rocks repeatedly. Paul freshens up. Check us…

  • XA04 - Anything But the Metric System

    XA04 – Anything But the Metric System

    Aug 7, 2024 • 1:19:07

    Attack of the killer space barnacles! The crew fights back with bravery, wits, and guns. Okay, *one* of those. Guess which one! Damir vibes out. Paul ponders Schrödinger’s walker. Dr. Rae prioritizes. Oz does his job better than the rest put together. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute