{"id":626,"date":"2022-06-15T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-15T07:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/primaryattribute.com\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=626"},"modified":"2022-06-14T22:42:10","modified_gmt":"2022-06-15T05:42:10","slug":"068-crouching-kobold-hidden-halfling","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/primaryattribute.com\/wp-content\/2024update\/podcast\/068-crouching-kobold-hidden-halfling\/","title":{"rendered":"068 &#8211; Crouching Kobold, Hidden Halfling"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The party&#8217;s stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also spoiler warning for Jurassic Park III (2001), of all things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wealthy dreams of home. Grickx takes a nap. Aracyne has a check-in. Vons comes knocking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Check us out online! We&#8217;re at <a href=\"https:\/\/primaryattribute.com\/wp-content\/2024update\/\">https:\/\/primaryattribute.com\/wp-content\/2024update\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bonus Fun Links!<br>Wikipedia article for Petra, the ancient city: <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Petra\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Petra<\/a><br>The William Shatner article (NY Times, not Esquire, it turns out): <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/09\/05\/magazine\/05Shatner-t.html\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/09\/05\/magazine\/05Shatner-t.html<\/a><br>The merely SEVENTEEN year old Penny Arcade comic: <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2005\/08\/05\/the-nemesis\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2005\/08\/05\/the-nemesis<\/a><br>Found footage of Grickx and Wealthy as spies (according to Whit): <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FNSNLXNnx-o\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FNSNLXNnx-o<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The party&#8217;s stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. 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